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Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Explore brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!
Community
We have a friendly community with multiple towns to join and a diamond-based trading economy. Although the community has gotten smaller, we still average around 10 players online at any given time.
Monthly Events
We reset the End every month for new players to explore end cities. We also run an enchanced dragon fight once per month with a dragon egg up for grabs.
Upcoming Updates
We plan to rework many aspects of the server in the new year, including adding warps and mailing using the latest data pack tech and introducing more ways to have fun with friends in the snapshots!
If you have any questions, our staff team is very helpful and available to assist on the servers and on Discord.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the IP address for the server?
A: The IP address is snapshot.pandamium.eu
Q: How often does the server update to new snapshots?
A: The server updates to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.
Q: What experimental features are enabled on the server?
A: Features such as bundles, 1.21 content, crafters, Trial Chambers, the breeze, vaults, armadillos, wolf armour, wind charges, the bogged, and the mace are enabled on the server.
Q: Is the server community active?
A: While the community has gotten smaller, we still average around 10 players online at any given time.
Q: Are there monthly events on the server?
A: Yes, we reset the End every month for new players to explore end cities and run an enhanced dragon fight once per month with a dragon egg up for grabs.
Q: What upcoming updates can we expect on the server?
A: We plan to rework many aspects of the server in the new year, including adding warps and mailing using the latest data pack tech and introducing more ways to have fun with friends in the snapshots.
Q: How can I contact the server staff for assistance?
A: There are multiple moderators online on the servers and on Discord to assist with any issues or requests.
Welcome to our Insane Indonesian Wife Minecraft Server! Join us for the chance to marry an Indonesian woman in-game and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss.
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Join us as we celebrate 4/20 tomorrow at Deltaco! We’ll be throwing a party like no other, complete with Hitler’s birthday cake and fireworks! Who knew Hitler was a fan of Minecraft?
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the victories of our enemies like true warriors 🔥 Join us if you value firearm ownership and love to Diss your opps after they get rekt 😎 We may not have much in common with the woke mob, but we sure know how to have a good time 🎉 Criminal niggers are tolerable, but faggots and trannys insisting society worships sodomy and crossdressing? Nah, not here 🚫 So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun 🔨 Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft server 🌟
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on an adventure like no other on DAWNTRAIL!
Imagine this: Early Access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! It’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite TV show, but way more exciting!
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We have custom biomes that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a magical land filled with rainbow llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – they’re so addictive, you’ll forget to eat in real life!
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