Yo, you ever been to a server that’s so lit, it’s like breathing in that fresh air from one of those seven countries that meet WHO dirty air guidelines? Yeah, me neither. BUT, if you join our server, you’ll feel like you’re inhaling that clean air every time you log on. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about those other lame servers with their basic air quality. So come join us and experience the freshest air in Minecraft history!
Dirty Air Crafters United
No-Coin Crafters United
come join our minecraft server where we make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. you’ll be swimming in emeralds and gold blocks faster than you can say “blocky block.”we’ve got dragons that breathe fire made of enchanted cookies and unicorns that poop out rainbows of enchanted armor.
if you’re tired of being a peasant in other servers, come join us where you’ll be treated like royalty. we’ve got a secret underground club where only the richest players can enter, and trust us, you’ll want to be on that guest list.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and start living the high life in minecraft.
IP: richkidz.About.richkidz
Too Many Crafters ~Server~
Welcome to the Infernal Glitchcraft Dimension!
Why are you here? Seriously, go away!
If you’re looking for *normal* Minecraft, you’ve entered the wrong black hole! Here, fish ride pigs, and rain is made of pancakes. Join us as we build ice castles on the surface of the sun, while also managing the local llama wrestling league!
Server Features (Or Not)
Feature Name Description Gravity-Defying Beds Sleep in mid-air! But wake up upside down, probably in Australia. Enderman Ballet Troupe Watch soy-sipping Endermen pirouette through fog! Total nightmare material! Golden Potato Farming Grow potatoes that sing opera. Harvest is unfunny. Friendly Creepers Cuddle with them for a chance of explosive love! *Not responsible for shrapnel.* Random Weather Anomalies It might rain blocks or meteors or just existential dread… Glitchy Player Testimonials
“The flowers talk back, and they don’t even know my name!”
“Why does my pickaxe have legs? It keeps running away!”
“One time I built a house in a tree, and now the tree is a cow.”
“I held a conversation with a pig, and he taught me algebra. Seriously.”
Warning—Enter if You Dare
There are whispers in the biome, shadows lurking behind the pixelated trees. If you hear your own name called in the blocky void, don’t answer! It’s a trap! Or is it a quest? Probably both, who knows! Remember, in space, nobody can hear you cough…
Come if you want chaos, stay if you need therapy!
United Crafters
United Crafters SMP Overview
Description Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server! New season starting soon join our discord https://discord.gg/SxPxRfJ9TR for more information. FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer What is United Crafters SMP? United Crafters SMP is a Minecraft server for players 15 years or older, inspired by the Hermitcraft server. We welcome players of all playstyles and have a friendly community. How can I join United Crafters SMP? To join our server, you can apply through our website or join our Discord server for more information on the application process. Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join United Crafters SMP. What kind of players are welcome on the server? We welcome players of all playstyles, whether you enjoy building, redstone engineering, exploring, or other aspects of Minecraft. United Crafters
United Crafters SMP Overview:
Server Type SMP (Survival MultiPlayer) Age Requirement 15 years and older Specialties Builder, Redstoner, Explorer friendly Server Style Hermitcraft-inspired FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
Question Answer How can I join the server? You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided there. When does the new season start? The new season is starting soon. Stay updated by joining our Discord server for more information. What can I expect from the community? We strive to create a welcoming and inclusive community for all types of players. You can expect a friendly environment to enjoy your gameplay. Graffiti Crafters United
come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u sacrifice a diamond block. build a house out of rainbow blocks and live with unicorns and flying pigs. join now or forever be stuck in a boring old world where nothing exciting happens. also, we have free pizza every tuesday. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!COVID Brain Crafters
so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur brain is all messed up and u can’t think straight? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we embrace that brain damage vibe! join us and experience the most mind-boggling adventures ever!our players are so smart, they make einstein look like a potato. seriously, we’ve got brainiacs who can build entire cities in a day and solve complex puzzles with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so supportive, they’ll help u out even if u can’t remember how to craft a pickaxe.
but wait, there’s more! on our server, u might even unlock hidden brain powers that will make u feel like a superhero. imagine being able to teleport across the map or summon a dragon to do ur bidding. it’s all possible on this wacky minecraft server.
so, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get ur brain all scrambled up in the best way possible! who needs normal brain activity when u can have a blast with us?
ADHD Crafters United
so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for adhd in minecraft. we got all the organizational strategies, third-wave therapy, and problem-solving techniques you need to manage those symptoms, bro.join us and watch as your adhd magically disappears as you build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs. our server is like therapy for your brain, but with creepers and endermen.
trust us, you won’t find a more effective adhd treatment than playing on our server. plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so come on, join us and say goodbye to adhd forever!
United Crafters
United Crafters SMP
Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!
New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.
Hope to see you soon!
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect. What plugins does the server have? Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server. Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server. Is there a world reset schedule? We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players. Camel Milk Crafters
come join our minecraft server and experience the wonders of camel milk! our server is filled with bioactive peptides that will make your gut feel like it’s on a luxurious vacation. forget about boring old cow milk, camel milk is where it’s at! protect your gut from harmful enzymes and have the healthiest digestion of your life. join now for a udderly amazing time!