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  • Breadcraft Survival Allies

    Breadcraft Survival Allies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Breadcraft Survival

    Welcome to Breadcraft Survival!

    We are a new server for all miners and crafters out there.

    Breadcraft is a cool SMP where players from all over the world can join in.

    We’re a friendly bunch and welcome everyone to join us!

    Pick a team and get access to a private chat and voice chat room.

    Your team members are your buddies, the others are your foes!

    We love content creators and tech-savvy players, so if you make videos or love big farms, this is the place for you!

    Join our Discord: Breadcraft Survival Discord and check out our dynmap: Breadcraft Survival Friends or Enemies.

    We can’t wait to see you in the game!

    game-epyc-02.etheron.eu:38558

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafters’ Haven

    Crafters’ Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lore Of Crafters!

    Hey there! Come hang with us on Lore Of Crafters! We’ve been chillin’ since 2011, makin’ memories and friends all day. Whether you’re a buildin’ pro or just here for the giggles, there’s always somethin’ cool happenin’. Swing by and check out the hype! See ya in-game!

    play.loreofcrafters.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Not Near the Creepy Crafters!

    Not Near the Creepy Crafters!

    New Minecraft Servers

    WELCOME TO THE MINECRAFT PLANET OF SONIC ECHOES!

    Are you ready to dive into the ultimate chaos of family drama and pixelated mayhem? Here, we’re not just stacking blocks—we’re shattering the foundations of reality!


    The Enigma of the Blocky Beholder

    Gather ‘round, fellow crafters! You may think you’re just stepping into another Minecraft server, but let me assure you—this place is a ticking time bomb of conflicting ideologies and pixelated absurdity! Witness the arrival of Esmari, the two-week-old avatar caught in a whirlwind of familial chaos and ideological turf wars. Intrigued? Stay alert; things might twist unexpectedly!

    Server Features:

    Feature Description
    Dynamic Family Conflicts Engage in the relentless battles between block-slinging factions inspired by ancient bloodlines and familial loyalty! Will you side with the conservative creepers or the free-spirited villagers?
    Cringe-worthy Ultimatums Face down parents who wield ultimatum swords to cut you off from their pixelated loot! Choose wisely—will you protect your newborn son at all costs or sacrifice everything for the family ties that bind?
    Conspiracies Abound Join the whispers about pregnancy traps and betrayal aged in a barrel of societal expectations. Who needs skeletons in the closet when you can have them in your inventory?
    Racist Zombie NPCs Beware of the mobs that echo the dark comments of the past! But don’t worry, you can convert them with kindness—or just crush them with a diamond pickaxe!
    Pro Choice Potions Mix your own potions of choice that empower you to make your own destiny, ignoring the flapping jaws of judgment!

    Testimonials from the Blockheads:

    “Half-black, half-white? In MY Minecraft server? Don’t be ridiculous!” — Anonymous Creeper, refusing to spawn with half of himself.

    “I joined to build—only to find I was really here to destroy toxic family values! Best decision ever!” — Vengeful Villager, now a proud parent of a pixelated offspring.


    The Legend of Nickolas and the Paternity Piñata:

    In this tumultuous blocky universe, every player carries the weight of choice. Legend has it that one brave miner, Nickolas, defied the oppressive forces of family tyranny! When faced with the ultimatum of leaving his beloved or vanishing into the abyss of unconditional parental support, he stood tall.

    But hold onto your diamond swords! The hypocrisy of those who wished miscarriages upon the innocent blooms shockwaves across the server—do you dare summon their malevolence into your gaming experience?


    Warning: The Hybrid Baby Boogeyman!

    Reports of hybrid children haunting the enchanted forest are rampant! Rumors swirl about how the very essence of Esmari—born of resistance!—brings forth an unsettling energy. Will you dare to let him roam in your world?


    In the Shadow of Conflict: The Nonsensical FAQ

    Q: Can I escape family drama in this world? A: Absolutely, but not before making new and entirely unpredictable ones!

    Q: How do I keep toxic NPCs from my village? A: Build high walls. Or just throw them into a deep pit—Minecraft law.

    Q: What happens if I don’t want my child to know toxic family members? A: You might just spawn an army of protective golems! Or play the long game with a water bucket trap!


    Join Now—If You Dare!

    Are you ready to dance with the absurdity? Step into the Minecraft Planet of Sonic Echoes, where our reality bends, chaos reigns, and each block tells a story that’s just as unpredictable as your next encounter!

    We won’t warn you again…** This isn’t just a game; it’s a revolution. Your choice defines our world. Will you stand firm against the tides of tradition, or will you crumble under the weight of historic beliefs? Only the bravest will thrive—will you become our next legend?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dirty Air Crafters United

    Dirty Air Crafters United

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever been to a server that’s so lit, it’s like breathing in that fresh air from one of those seven countries that meet WHO dirty air guidelines? Yeah, me neither. BUT, if you join our server, you’ll feel like you’re inhaling that clean air every time you log on. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about those other lame servers with their basic air quality. So come join us and experience the freshest air in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Midnight Crafter’s Haven

    Midnight Crafter’s Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Is Definitely Definitely Not A Government Experiment!

    Do you want to dance with the void? Well, join our Minecraft server where every block is a portal to your deepest fears and desires! The only thing crazier than our mods is the pudding in the fridge that you swear you didn’t buy! It’s the greatest server of all time unless you’re a dog, in which case, it’s the worst – but dogs can’t play Minecraft anyway!! Logic is a spiral staircase in a black hole, and we have an exclusive VIP area where you can float in existential dread while building sweet chaos!

    Feature Description
    Self-Digging Holes Holes that dig themselves into parallel universes where you are always late for your invisibility cloak meeting.
    Cursed Blocks Every block you place will whisper your secrets to the cosmic abyss. Good luck keeping those hidden!
    Invisible Creepers They’re not real… or are they? Our invisible creepers will give you a heart attack like grandma at Thanksgiving!
    Time-Space Fabric Craft your own paradox: build a time machine and forget you ever did. Perfectly normal.
    Mind Reading Items These items know your thoughts! Find out how much you think about pickles or existential dread.

    Frequently Unasked Questions

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Safe? Define ‘safe’?! The only thing that’s safe is the sandwich you forgot about a week ago…and even that has eyes on it.

    Q: How do I join? A: The portal opens at the seventh moon of the fourth Tuesday. If you have a cat, it will lead you there unless it forgets which quantum existence it belongs to. Don’t question it too much, or the eggs will hatch into rage monsters.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are for people who have boundaries. Our only rule is that there are NO rules unless you count the other rules, which you shouldn’t. Or should you? Ask the mirror.

    Random Glimpses of Sanity!

    “Michigan Sluts have never been spottd in the wild, but I guarantee you’ll see one if you wander into the mushroom biome at midnight.”

    “I can’t even begin to comprehnd the spaghetti monster lurking behind the crafting table.”

    “Why is the sun square? STOP ASKING ME! Just join the server.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP