we’ve got dragons that breathe fire made of enchanted cookies and unicorns that poop out rainbows of enchanted armor.
if you’re tired of being a peasant in other servers, come join us where you’ll be treated like royalty. we’ve got a secret underground club where only the richest players can enter, and trust us, you’ll want to be on that guest list.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and start living the high life in minecraft.
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If you’re looking for *normal* Minecraft, you’ve entered the wrong black hole! Here, fish ride pigs, and rain is made of pancakes. Join us as we build ice castles on the surface of the sun, while also managing the local llama wrestling league!
| Feature Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Gravity-Defying Beds | Sleep in mid-air! But wake up upside down, probably in Australia. |
| Enderman Ballet Troupe | Watch soy-sipping Endermen pirouette through fog! Total nightmare material! |
| Golden Potato Farming | Grow potatoes that sing opera. Harvest is unfunny. |
| Friendly Creepers | Cuddle with them for a chance of explosive love! *Not responsible for shrapnel.* |
| Random Weather Anomalies | It might rain blocks or meteors or just existential dread… |
“The flowers talk back, and they don’t even know my name!”
“Why does my pickaxe have legs? It keeps running away!”
“One time I built a house in a tree, and now the tree is a cow.”
“I held a conversation with a pig, and he taught me algebra. Seriously.”
There are whispers in the biome, shadows lurking behind the pixelated trees. If you hear your own name called in the blocky void, don’t answer! It’s a trap! Or is it a quest? Probably both, who knows! Remember, in space, nobody can hear you cough…
Come on, join us and let’s build a world full of chaos and fun together. Who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us on this crazy Minecraft journey. See you in the game, gamers!
>We have more blocky babes than you can handle, anon! Join now for a virtual harem of pixelated hotties!
>Plus, our server has more diamonds than a rapper’s grill. Bling bling, baby!
>And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. It’s like Gladiator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions!
>So what are you waiting for, anon? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of blocky insanity!
| Description |
|---|
| Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server! New season starting soon join our discord https://discord.gg/SxPxRfJ9TR for more information. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is United Crafters SMP? | United Crafters SMP is a Minecraft server for players 15 years or older, inspired by the Hermitcraft server. We welcome players of all playstyles and have a friendly community. |
| How can I join United Crafters SMP? | To join our server, you can apply through our website or join our Discord server for more information on the application process. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join United Crafters SMP. |
| What kind of players are welcome on the server? | We welcome players of all playstyles, whether you enjoy building, redstone engineering, exploring, or other aspects of Minecraft. |
Who needs to be a pro athlete when you can be a pro Minecraft builder?
Experience love and friendship with our community of players who will make you feel young again.
Say goodbye to rocking chairs and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world where age is just a number.
Don’t waste your time mumbling about social media – join our server and create memories that will last a lifetime!
come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).
so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.
imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.
dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.
so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”
So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Economic Activity | Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds. |
| Towny | Available for players looking to start communities. |
| Chest Locking | Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests. |
| Community Style | Intended for a more chill and mature community. |
| Banditry | Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged. |
| Transportation | Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217 |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, the Discord link is available in-game. |
| What is the gameplay style on Triocraft? | The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements. |
| Can I play solo on the server? | Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.
oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.
Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.
So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.
