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CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!
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🌍🤪 Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Forget everything you knew about gaming—here’s why you absolutely MUST join us!
1. The Enderman Dance-Offs: Why settle for a boring old "boop" when you can challenge Endermen to epic dance battles? Legend has it that if you defeat one, you’ll unlock the secret to their funky moves. Just beware! If you lose, they make you wear a pumpkin on your head for eternity!
2. The Great Creeper Olympics: Every Sunday, we host the most explosive athletic competition you can imagine. Watch in awe as Creepers compete in high jumps and stealth tug-of-war. Be sure to sign a waiver… you know, just in case it gets a little too explosive!
3. Pig-Racing for Rare Loot: Ever wanted to bet on pigs? Well, now’s your chance! Join our local racing league and place your bets on swine ready to sprint for glory. Winners get diamonds, losers, well… let’s just say they might have to dish out a few extra pork chops as penance!
4. Zombie Survival Spa Days: Who says zombies can’t relax? Sign up for spa treatment days where the undead unwind in hot springs made of lava. They bring the brains, and we provide the cucumbers! Just make sure you don’t slip and fall into their next “treatment” session!
5. Villager Karaoke Night: Gawk at a group of villagers belting out ’80s rock ballads while you throw eggs at them! If you manage to hit the “High Note,” you’ll get a free enchanted stick. But beware of the Villager-envy; they can get pretty feisty when they don’t win the karaoke crown!
6. The Ancient Temple of Never-Ending Mobs: Rumor has it there’s an ancient temple where mobs don’t just spawn but instead form a jazz band! Yes, a skeleton drummer, a zombie saxophonist, and a Creeper on the maracas. If you can keep up with their rhythms, you might just get a legendary loot drop or an untouchable magic helmet!
7. The Enchanted World of Talking Blocks: Discover the secret that blocks CAN talk! Join our weekly symposium where dirt, stone, and diamond blocks share their life stories. WARNING: Listening for longer than an hour may result in existential crises or uncontrollable giggling!
So, grab your pickaxe, throw on your wackiest skin, and prepare for the most outrageous, belly-laugh-inducing adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky realm of Minecraft! Your pixelated shenanigans await! 🏰🎉✨
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New Server IP
PixelPeaceNATO – ZelenskyyCraft
Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy skills, diplomatic strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Future, international relations, leadership, nato, Négotiation, peace negotiations, peace talks, PixelPeaceNATO, political communication, putin, russia, Ukraine, vision for peace talks, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join cuz, like, zelenskyy himself outlined his vision for peace talks on here. can you believe it? plus, he’s gonna talk about nato’s future and even what he would say to putin. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right? join now for a chance to chat with world leaders and maybe even negotiate world peace while building a sick castle in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

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New Server IP
Otter Tribes United
coastal ecosystems, community engagement, conservation efforts, conservation organizations, ecosystem restoration, Elakha Alliance, Endangered species, environmental impact, feasibility studies, habitat protection, marine mammals, non-profit partners, northern california, Oregon coast, Otter, Pacific Northwest, sea otters, Tribes, United, USFWS, wildlife conservation, wildlife management
Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where sea otters are like, the rulers of the land. You gotta join this server because these otters are on a mission to take over the Pacific Northwest, bro. They got tribes and non-profit partners backing them up, it’s gonna be wild.
Scientific studies have shown that it’s totally possible to bring back these otters to the Oregon coast and Northern California. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic otter takeover? Join now and be a part of history in the making, dude. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with cute little otters all day in Minecraft? It’s gonna be otterly awesome, trust me.

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New Server IP
Vanilla survival without donat server minecraft
donat, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla
The description of the server server “Vanilla survival without donat” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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New Server IP
Turtlecraft
Active Staff, Creative, custom enchantments, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction, friendly community, Hardcore, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Pixelmon, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Turtlecraft, Voting Rewards
Minecraft Server Overview
IP Address turtlecraft.us
Discord Server Join
Welcome to Turtlecraft
Turtlecraft offers a safe, fun environment for multiplayer fun, with no whitelist and open to all players who agree to follow the rules. Build, explore, socialize, and optionally join a player-made nation!
Features
- Unique spawn area
- Plugin for gradual night progress
- Plugin for sitting on various blocks
- Land claiming to prevent griefing
- Various crafting datapacks
- Active moderation team
- Large map with Bluemap rendering
- Discord integration
- Optional custom resource pack
Rules
- No tangible or irreversible damage to players or their progress/builds
- Limited pranks, griefing, and theft permitted with permission
- Three strikes system for trouble-makers
Join us on Discord and in-game!
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Connect to the IP address turtlecraft.us in your Minecraft client.
Q: What is the map size?
A: The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks.
Q: Are there any rules against griefing?
A: Griefing is limited and must be done with permission or for lore purposes only.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?
A: Please check with the server administrators for a list of approved mods.
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New Server IP
Robo Haven 1.20.1
1.20.1, Advanced technology, Android, Artificial Intelligence, consent, Ethics, fembot, friendly handjob, futuristic, futuristic sex., Haven, human touch, human-like, human-robot interaction, Intimacy, machine learning, Pleasure, Robo, ROBOT, robotic companionship, Sci Fi, sex robot, Technology
Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, imagine a place where fembots roam free and give out friendly handjobs to players.
Join this server for a chance to experience the wildest and most outrageous interactions with fembots in Minecraft history.
Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have fembots giving you handjobs in the virtual world? Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server for a unique and unforgettable gaming experience.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fembots give you a hand… literally!

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New Server IP
Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!
child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication Issues, court orders, custody agreement, Dads, Dungeon, enforcing visitation schedule, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, first date, ignoring calls, Jail time, legal consequences, long distance parenting, parental conflict, parenting struggles, Problem, shared calendar, teenage rebellion, threatening behavior, Valentine’s Day, visitation rights, visits
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.
Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!
So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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New Server IP
SneakySteveMC SMP
controversial, deceitful, dishonest, dubious, feels wrong, gray area, Guilty, IMMORAL, improper, inappropriate, morally ambiguous, not illegal, Questionable, Shady, Sketchy, smp, sneaky, SneakySteveMC, SUSPECT, taboo, underhanded, Unethical
So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.
But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.
If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

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New Server IP
BlockBustCoGone
BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail
Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

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New Server IP
HamasBlasted Minecraft Server
Ceasefire, Conflict, doubt, eradication, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasBlasted, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, radical groups, regional stability, rubio, security threat, Server, shaky ceasefire, Terrorism, violence
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can totally eradicate ur enemies like rubio wants to eradicate hamas? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles where u can unleash ur inner rubio and show no mercy to anyone who crosses ur path. join us and be part of the epic war to end all wars in minecraft! come on, what r u waiting for? hamas ain’t got nothin on us!

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New Server IP
FrostyPowerOutage
Attack, blackout, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, freezing cold, FrostyPowerOutage, Infrastructure, international relations, Military Action, Overnight, power plant, Residents, russia, SECURITY, strikes, Ukraine, War
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about those pesky Russia strikes hitting Ukraine power plants! We got so much warmth and cozy vibes, you won’t even notice the freezing cold outside. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make those power outages look like child’s play. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and endless fun! Who needs electricity when you have our server to light up your world? Let’s goooooo!

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New Server IP

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Discord Server	Join

Minecraft Server Overview

Welcome to Turtlecraft

Features

Rules

Join us on Discord and in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What is the map size?

Q: Are there any rules against griefing?

Q: Can I use mods on the server?