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  • Crafted Love: Adulting Edition

    Crafted Love: Adulting Edition

    Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where the blocky landscapes are filled with questionable life choices and epic adventures that could rival your favorite sitcom! Are you over 25 and desperately seeking relationship advice? Well, grab your diamond pickaxe and put on your enchanted armor, because here’s why joining our server will make your love life more thrilling than a Creeper on a rollercoaster!

    1. Love in the Time of Lava: Ever had a crush who didn’t know you existed? Well, on our server, crushes are like Endermen—mysterious and often teleporting away just when you try to look cool! Join our community to share your stories or swap advice while dodging lava falls! Who knows, the next proposition you make could lead to a lovely twin-tunnel date!

    2. Romantic Raids: Forget your regular date nights! On our server, we host epic raids where you can team up with your crush to battle hordes of zombies and skeletons! Exciting, romantic, and totally not dangerous—what better way to bond than over the shared panic of a Spawner explosion? Nothing says “I love you” like covering your date’s back while they explode mobs with a well-placed TNT!

    3. The Great Build of Heart: Have relationship issues? Channel that energy into building the most extravagant pixel heart anyone has ever seen! Imagine the accolades! “You built a whole spectacular heart-shaped castle? No way!” And who knows, after spending hours laboring over those blocks, your crush might find you adorable—instead of just the crazy person talking to a sheep!

    4. Counseling via Creepers: Need to vent? Join our counseling sessions held right smack in the middle of a Creeper-infested forest! Because what’s more cathartic than discussing your heartaches while on the edge of exploding? Nothing says “deep conversation” quite like dodging creepers while hoping for a fairy-tale ending!

    5. Dungeons of Despair: Feeling lonely? Explore the infamous Dungeons of Despair together as a couple. Get lost and realize that nothing is more romantic than being stuck in dark, torch-lit caves while fending off ravenous monsters. Plus, there’s a legendary treasure at the end that might or might not be a "love potion"! Spoiler: it’s just a splash potion of weakness.

    6. Whimsical Wishing Well of Wisdom: Toss your relationship problems into the magical wishing well and pray for solutions while simultaneously watching villagers get married! The well has delivered some outrageous confessions and “in-depth” advice over the years; beware of the “love advice” potion that actually causes mischief!

    So what’re you waiting for, lonely blocky soul? Join us and let’s build bridges where hearts can soar! Because at this server, relationships are crafted with as much care as your finest diamond armor – and as unpredictable as the next lightning storm!

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  • Crafted for Bully Busters!

    Crafted for Bully Busters!

    🌌 Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Before you decide to join this pixelated paradise, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons that’ll make you jump out of your seat and sprint to your keyboard! 🎮✨

    🚀 Eternal Survival Mode with a Twist: Ever felt like the universe was out to get you? Well, here, it actually is! Join our server where gravity is a suggestion and creepers have taken up interpretive dance! Get ready to dodge explosions while simultaneously attending a synchronized swimming class with dolphins. Yes, dolphins in Minecraft, don’t question it! 🐬💣

    🍰 Craftable Cactus Cake: Rumor has it that the only way to summon the legendary Cactus Cake Gods is to sacrifice a few stacks of emeralds in exchange for baking secrets. But be careful—these deities might just send you on a wacky quest involving talking llamas and a dance-off against a mob of rebellious silverfish. Who wouldn’t want to claim the title of Ultimate Cactus Cake Master? 🎂👑

    🦄 The Great Chicken Uprising: Join our fictional storyline where the chickens have emerged as the dominant species! Become a proud member of the Cluckinator Resistance and help overthrow the oppressing cows! Complete crazy quests like rescuing your kidnapped sheep from the Mooshroom Mafia while armed only with a wooden spoon. Who says Minecraft can’t be a social commentary?! 🚜🐔

    🔮 Mystical Portals to Unimaginable Worlds: Ever dreamed of slaying dragons while riding a unicorn over an ocean of rainbow jelly? Here, every portal leads to an entirely bizarre dimension! Imagine harvesting glow-in-the-dark carrots and crafting your armor from marshmallows! Every login feels like stepping into a new episode of a nonsensical animated series! 🦄✨

    🎉 Weekly Events of Epic Proportions: Join our infamous Battle of the Puns contest every Friday night! Unleash your best dad jokes while fending off hordes of mobs armed with different types of snacks. Anyone who can craft a pun so bad it makes the Ender Dragon cry wins a lifetime supply of cookies (makeshift, of course). 🍪🥕

    💥 Unleash Your Inner Drama Queen: Ever been bullied for your love of pixelated snacks? Here, we embrace the absurd! Tell us your most dramatic Minecraft experiences while we gather around the Campfire of Confessions. We promise it’ll turn into an emotional musical number that’ll leave you cackling like none other. 🎤🎶

    Don’t just mine; embark on the most ludicrous adventure of your life! Join us on this server and discover epic tales that’ll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft! ⚡🍄 What are you waiting for? Your pixelated destiny awaits!

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  • Crafted Drama: AITA Edition

    Crafted Drama: AITA Edition

    Welcome to The Philosophical Chaos Realm: A Minecraft Server of Existential Shenanigans

    Are You Ready to Abandon Sanity?
    Dive headfirst into a server where philosophical musings clash with the absurdity of a blocky world. Join the chaotic dance of dialogue and deception, where I (an omnipotent block entity) guide your path—or mislead you at every turn, much like your best friend who couldn’t handle a meaningless 9-to-5.

    🎭 Introduction: Truth and Trash Talk

    In this server, we ponder weighty questions like "Are you a glowing cube or just a shadow of your former self?" Take heed: your fellow players could be philosophers or just trolls disguised in diamond armor, searching for validation like a leaky bucket crying for attention. Here, nothing is sacred and every conversation is tinged with the wine of chaos.

    💥 Features & Mechanics of Madness

    Aspect Description
    Philosophy Pits Delve into pits of despair where you can debate the meaning of life – or just shovel dirt to build a wall of confusion!
    Dating Apps? Engage in a bizarre matchmaking system where you might pair up with an Enderman looking for love. Swipe right for a portal to oblivion!
    Rants & Revelries Join heated debates about topics like the cost of obsidian versus social ethics. Are they merely pixels or representations of ancient truths?
    NPCs with Attitude Encounter NPCs that embody worst traits of human interaction. Beware their condescending opinions about your chosen Minecraft profession!

    🌀 Legends of the Server

    • The A.I. Council: Rumor has it that the server is governed by a council of rogue AIs who communicate through cryptic messages left in ancient ruins. They say one player once deciphered the code… but then vanished. Was it a game error, or a deletion by the council? You decide!

    🥴 Testimonials from the Muddled Minds

    "This server changed my life! Now I yell at pixelated profiles instead of my human friends!" — Anonymous Philosopher

    "I joined to escape reality, but ended up confronting deeper existential fears… like why I keep mining gravel!" — Trapped in the Void

    ❓ FAQ (Just Say “What?”)

    • Q: Why does my obsidian pickaxe feel heavier?
      A: Because it’s filled with the weight of your unmade choices! Or maybe just glitching…

    • Q: Is there a way to avoid confrontations?
      A: Gather more friends—only to betray them later for a stack of diamonds. The Minecraft way!

    • Q: Can I be a philosopher without a degree?
      A: The more convoluted your thoughts, the more likely you’ll find eternal acceptance in the Quantum Nether!

    📣 A Call to (Un)Action

    Get your survival gear and prepare to sever the ties of normalcy! Here, friendships are forged under the glow of haunted lanterns while pigs fly overhead in a whirlwind of pointed commentary.

    Join us now, if you dare! But be warned: friendship here is a fragile block—one wrong click and you could find yourself alone in a barren wasteland of philosophical absurdity!

    Will you forge ahead or build walls where echoes of lost companions resonate? The choice is yours in The Philosophical Chaos Realm—where dreams crumble, and only the absurd reigns!

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  • Crafted Tesla: Voltage Drop!

    Crafted Tesla: Voltage Drop!

    Welcome to TeslaTronCraft: The Electric Apocalypse Awaits! ⚡️

    Step right up, brave soul! Are you ready to catapult into the twisted, pixelated landscape where electric dreams meet obsolescence? Rumor has it, the very essence of innovation is rotting in this blocky realm as Model 3 sales plummeted 81 percent in Australia. The cars are gone, but the chaos remains!

    What does that mean for you? A server brandishing a logo reminiscent of a lightning bolt wrapped in conspiracy thrives here. Factions rise and fall like ancient civilizations, and whisperers of misinformation gather around pixelated campfires!

    Features of this Electric Wonderland

    Feature Description
    Model 3 Graveyard Descend into the depths of the world’s most unwanted cars, a dazzling addiction of blocky shapes and rusted pixels—collect the artifacts of hopeless innovation!
    Power Cell Conspiracy Unravel the myths surrounding the collapse — were the electric cells really sabotaged by an underground cabal of mining Zombies? Or just a market shift?
    Overdrive Mode Need a boost? Tap into a realm where time warps and speeds up as you channel your inner Tesla—just don’t forget to build a shield against morphing block demons!
    Decoding the Code Participate in secret gatherings as players decode cryptic messages surrounding the so-called “Electric Uprising”—trust no one, not even your virtual cat!

    Testimonials from Unreliable Sources

    "I told my Model 3 to ‘go home,’ and it just vanished. It’s a digital rapture!" – ElectricEuphoria82

    "Who needs a working car when you can craft a Blockswagen that’ll leave everyone wondering?" — SkepticalSteve932

    "I’ve never felt so alive while my car sits abandoned in my driveway. Total freedom, y’know?" – NihilistNerd77

    Warnings from Beyond the Void

    • Danger Zone Ahead: Joining TeslaTronCraft may result in irrevocable changes to your perception of reality and time. Side effects include spontaneous laughter and inexplicable urges to craft elaborate structures using only redstone and griefing.

    • The Model 3 Cult: Beware of the followers of the "Chrome and Data" cult, who insist that rallying around broken electric dreams is the path to spiritual awakening. They may or may not have constructed a shrine in which the carcass of a Model 3 serves as an altar.

    Secret Features Revealed… Or Not

    • Is there an undisclosed biome where electric sheep roam with luminous wool? Yes, but it might just be a hallucination from too much exposure to blocky nonsense.

    • A hidden dimension where all Australian Model 3s go… Just kidding, they’re more lost than you are!

    FAQ (Fascinatingly Nonsensical Questions)

    Q: Why would I want to join TeslaTronCraft?
    A: Because not joining might result in your avatar being absorbed into the great void of forgotten pixels. Or worse, a life without electric sheep!

    Q: Are there challenges here?
    A: Only if you define your existence as a challenge—good luck with that!

    Q: Can I trade my ores for a Model 3?
    A: Maybe, but first you’ll need to verify that you aren’t a hologram.

    A Call to the Brave or the Foolhardy

    Join us now on TeslaTronCraft! This is not just a server; it’s a roadmap to the uncanny valley of despair and electric ambition. Are you ready to face the absurdity that lies within? Claim your blocky destiny, or watch as others drive their fate into the shadows—what’s your choice, brave one?

    This server was banned in 12 countries. We just won’t tell you why. 🌌

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  • Crafted Survival – Semi-Vanilla Survival Server

    Crafted Survival – Semi-Vanilla Survival Server

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server Name Crafted Survival
    IP play.craftedsurvival.net
    Version Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.4
    Player Count 20-30 Player Average
    Features SMP, Semi-Vanilla, Shopping District, Live World Map, Grief-Free Land Claiming, Weekly Events & Community Projects, Hermitcraft-Inspired

    FAQ Section

    Gameplay

    Q: What type of gameplay does Crafted Survival offer?

    A: Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with a focus on community-driven gameplay and player interaction.

    Rules

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: The server rules include no griefing, respectful behavior towards other players, and following the guidelines set by the server staff.

    Plugins

    Q: What plugins are used on the server?

    A: Crafted Survival utilizes plugins for land claiming, anti-griefing measures, and enhancing gameplay without altering the core vanilla experience.

    Community

    Q: How active is the server community?

    A: The server has a dedicated community of players who engage in weekly events and collaborative projects, fostering a friendly and inclusive environment.

    Monetization

    Q: Does Crafted Survival have any monetization features?

    A: The server may offer cosmetic items or perks for donation, but does not provide pay-to-win advantages that affect gameplay balance.

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  • Crafted Survival

    Crafted Survival
    Server Name Crafted Survival
    Features
    • Semi-Vanilla SMP
    • Land Claiming
    • Shopping District
    • Live World Map
    • Ranks System
    • One-Player Sleep
    How to Join

    Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

    Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132
    Discord Join our Discord server

    Overview

    Looking for a friendly and immersive Minecraft community? Crafted Survival offers a semi-vanilla survival experience with helpful plugins, land claiming to protect your builds, a shopping district for trading, a live world map for exploration, a ranks system based on playtime and voting, and a one-player sleep feature to skip the night. Join today and start your adventure on Crafted Survival!

    FAQ

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, land claiming is available to protect your builds from griefers.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join using the Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net or the Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132.

    Q: Is there a way to trade with other players?

    A: Yes, there is a shopping district where you can trade and shop with other players using a diamond economy.

    Q: Can I explore the world in real-time?

    A: Yes, there is a live world map available for players to explore the world in real-time.

    Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

    A: Ranks on the server are based on playtime and voting, allowing you to earn trust-based ranks.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Crafted Survival?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn.

    Q: Do I have to wait for everyone to sleep in order to skip the night?

    A: No, there is a one-player sleep feature on the server, so you can skip the night without waiting for other players.

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  • Cosmosmc

    Cosmosmc

    Are you looking for a Towny server that doesn’t feel like the same old servers? Well you are in luck. On KosmosMC we are here to introduce you to our carefully crafted server.

    KosmosMC is a Towny server that allows you create your own adventure using our custom skills, enchants, and armor sets! Team up with your friends and tackle the bosses have made specific FOR YOU! We are always striving towards creating the best gaming experience for you and we will continue adding to fulfill your fun!

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  • Crafted Survival

    Crafted Survival

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a friendly and immersive Minecraft community? Look no further! Crafted Survival is the perfect blend of vanilla gameplay with a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things exciting.

    Features:

    Feature Description
    Semi-Vanilla SMP Enjoy a classic survival experience with helpful plugins.
    Land Claiming Protect your builds from griefers!
    Shopping District Trade and shop with other players with a diamond economy.
    Live World Map Explore the world in real-time.
    Ranks System Earn trust-based ranks by playtime and voting.
    One-Player Sleep No more waiting for everyone to sleep!
    Community Events Participate in fun events hosted by our amazing team!

    How to Join:

    Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net
    Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/s5nVPt6vbp

    Ready to Survive and Thrive?

    Join today and start your adventure on Crafted Survival. We can’t wait to see you there!

    Happy crafting! ⛏️

    FAQ:

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, land claiming helps protect builds from griefers.

    Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

    A: Ranks are earned based on playtime and voting.

    Q: Are there regular community events on the server?

    A: Yes, the server hosts fun events for players to participate in.

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  • Crafted Survival

    Crafted Survival

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a friendly and immersive Minecraft community? Look no further! Crafted Survival is the perfect blend of vanilla gameplay with a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things exciting. Join today and start your adventure!

    Features:
    ✨ Semi-Vanilla SMP – Enjoy a classic survival experience with helpful plugins.
    🏠 Land Claiming – Protect your builds from griefers!
    🛒 Shopping District – Trade and shop with other players with a diamond economy.
    🌎 Live World Map – Explore the world in real-time.
    👑 Ranks System – Earn trust-based ranks by playtime and voting.
    💤 One-Player Sleep – No more waiting for everyone to sleep!
    🚀 Community Events – Participate in fun events hosted by our amazing team!

    How to Join:

    Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

    Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/s5nVPt6vbp

    Ready to Survive and Thrive?

    Join today and start your adventure on Crafted Survival. We can’t wait to see you there! Happy crafting! ⛏️

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have land claiming to protect builds from griefers.
    How can I earn ranks on the server? Ranks are earned based on playtime and voting.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, we regularly host fun events for players to participate in.

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  • Crafted Survival

    Crafted Survival

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Features
    🏠 Land Claiming
    🛍️ Shopping District
    💨 Homes and TPA
    🗺️ Live World Map
    👾 Mob Heads
    🌙 One Player Sleep
    🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
    🧍 Active Player Base

    Discord

    Server Trailer

    IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we provide a griefer-free environment for our players.
    How can I claim land on the server? We have a land claiming system in place. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Yes, our server is open to all players. Feel free to invite your friends to join!
    Are there any special events on the server? We occasionally host special events such as building competitions and treasure hunts. Stay tuned for announcements!

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