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We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️
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| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we provide a griefer-free environment for all players. |
| How can I claim land? | Use the Land Claiming feature to protect your builds. |
| Are there any special in-game events? | Yes, we host regular events for our community to enjoy. |
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| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Server Trailer | Watch our trailer |
| Server IP | play.craftedsurvival.net |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️
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| 🏠 Land Claiming |
| 🛍️ Shopping District |
| 💨 Homes and TPA |
| 🗺️ Live World Map |
| 👾 Mob Heads |
| 🌙 Percentage Player Sleep |
| 🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime, and voting |
| 🧍 Active Player Base (20-30 average) |
🔗 Discord: Join our Discord
🔗 Server Trailer: Watch Trailer
🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net
🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132
We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️
| Key Features | Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla SMP offering a friendly, fun, and inclusive environment. |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | We try to keep the game as close to vanilla as possible with a few extra tweaks while providing a griefer-free and friendly community experience. |
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| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Server Trailer | Watch our Server Trailer |
| IP | play.craftedsurvival.net |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can join by using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we provide a griefer-free environment for all players. |
| How many players are usually online? | We have an average of 20-30 active players at any given time. |
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| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Server Trailer | Watch our trailer |
| IP | play.craftedsurvival.net |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️
Prepare yourself! What if I told you our Minecraft server is both the **most glorious** and the **absolute worst** ever created? I mean, who needs logic when you’re trapped in a blocky world, y’know? Step onto one of our floating islands sprinkled with the tears of your past living self while battling cube monsters that whisper sweet nothings about your lingering failures! Come witness the paradox of joy and despair!
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| Gravity-Free Zones | Walk on the roofs! Falling is against the laws of inertia… or is it? Check behind you. |
| Vengeful Dirt Blocks | Every time you dig, dirt remembers. They are watching YOUR every move. Trust me, it’s personal. |
| Time-Travel Entrances | Step through our portals and end up in 2015! Relive your **glory days** before they stopped being a thing. Space-time is but a suggestion! |
| Free Chicken In Every Chest | Why? Because the chickens need to learn to fly, just as you must confront your past self. IT’S ALL CONNECTED! |
| Squidward’s Revenge Plots | Endless quests to make amends with underwater cephalopods. They will not rest until they have what they seek. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Just close your eyes and whisper “blocky” three times. But what if you never left? Or what if I am just a figment of your imagination?
Q: What makes this server different from others?A: Other servers **don’t** have feelings. They are cold and unfeeling, like the void of space. Are we different, or are we all just pixels in a giant cosmic game?
Q: Is there any community?A: Community? What is a “community” if not a collection of regrets intertwined like vines wrapped around a rotting apple? Find the truth in the noise!
“I kinda suck now, then I remembered that me being decent was in like 2015.”
“2015 was 10 years ago literally!”
Join us! Or maybe don’t. The choice is yours, but reality might just unravel either way.
If you’ve ever wondered if pizza can solve world hunger while dancing with spider monkeys on a floating island of tacos, then BOY do we have a Minecraft server for you! This realm transcends the mundane confines of what you think you know – it’s possibly the **greatest** or perhaps the **worst** experience you’ll ever have! Or is it neither? Find out as you plunge into a world where every brick may or may not be made of chocolate, and every creeper is a philosophical metaphor for your life choices! What is life? Who cares?!
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| Quantum Creeper Wars | Participate in battles where time doesn’t exist and outcomes are just suggestions! |
| 7-Dimensional Cactus | Transforms based on your emotional state, also it’s a lawyer. |
| Floating Enderman Coffee Shop | Guaranteed to serve you coffee that’s half its price in emotions. |
| Blocky Time Travel | Build a time machine out of wool, or maybe you already have? Who knows? |
| Intergalactic Shovel | Dig one block and possibly summon alien overlords or just dirt. |
| Fake Infinite Resources | Everything looks like diamonds until you try to craft with them! Surprise! |
| Invisible Chat Room | Converse with players you can’t see about things you never said. |
| Weather Simulator: Apocalypse Edition | Enjoy sunny rain or tornadoes filled with cotton candy and regrets! |
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are just societal constructs, right? Your bed might eat you if you sleep too much. Proceed with caution!
Q: How do I join?
A: By the power vested in the dreams of a thousand screaming butterflies. Or maybe just click the link? But what does it mean to “join” anyway?
Q: Can I trust the server?
A: Trust is a fragile illusion. Like a pancake that’s really a door; walk through it cautiously, and don’t expect pancakes.
Welcome, brave traveler! Prepare to embark on the epic adventure that is JourneyIntoTheMaelstrom! This server is the **greatest** realm ever conceived or perhaps the absolute worst! Who’s to say?! Join now, or be forever haunted by the spectral whispers of your own empty existence! There’s a very good chance—you just might become one with the blocky void!
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| Infinite Squids | Sky raining squids every Thursday! They tell you secrets but only in Morse code. |
| Zombie Parade | Every night, zombies throw a disco party! If you don’t dance, they eat your soul. |
| Ender Dragon Coffee Shop | Grab a latte made with dragon tears! Best flavor, worst digestion! |
| Emerald Currency | Trade currency isn’t actually emeralds, it’s just hopes and dreams! Good luck! |
| Wall of Confusion | Every wall in spawn has a personal mantra. Read them all to truly understand nothing. |
Q: Is this server really good? A: Good? Bad? What does it even mean? Yesterday, a potato told me I was doing great! Meanwhile, the floor just asked me for directions to the moon.
Q: How do I join? A: Joining is like trying to catch water with a butterfly net. You may enter the void on a Tuesday if you squint hard enough while singing the national anthem backwards.
Q: Are there mods on this server? A: Mods? Are you sure you aren’t mis-remembering the important desk lamp message that foretold the spaghetti monster’s return? Look for them in the corners of your imagination.
“I’m obsessed with ass sniffing and facesitting.” – A TRUE PLAYER!
“Whats your fav” – An intriguing sentiment that leads nowhere.
“Love this picture.” – Someone might have seen something that isn’t even there!
Are you tired of logic? Wanna twist your brain into a pretzel of confusion? Then plunge into our chaotic Minecraft server, the best at being the worst! Forget the laws of physics and embrace a realm where every block is a lie and every creeper is your worst enemy—and your best friend.
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| Endless Enderman Dance Parties | All the Endermen are wearing party hats and will only dance to elevator music. Join in or be deleted! |
| Gravity-Defying Blocks | Why build on the ground when you can float?! But don’t look down, or you might fall up! |
| Philosophical Creepers | They self-destruct while pondering the meaning of existence. Fun for the whole dark abyss! |
| Secret Illuminati Lairs | Rumor has it they’re hidden in the Nether, but upon finding it, you may forget your own name. |
| Bizarre Biomes of Confusion | Ever seen a desert full of water? Welcome to the mirage biome. Just don’t drink the sand. |
| Deprecated Commands | Type in commands that don’t exist! Your computer will love the existential crisis. |
Q: What’s the server IP?
A: The server IP is hidden in the whispers of the void. Do you hear it? If not, it’s not for you, or it is?
Q: Can I play solo?
A: Playing alone is like drinking soda without a straw. You may feel joy or tragic disappointment. Choice is an illusion!
Q: Are there rules?
A: Rules are merely suggestions written in a different universe. Follow them or don’t; the doves are listening.
“I need insults for pic related. Come up with the most insulting comments you can think of.”
“Turtles are the only beings who know the way out. Join the turtle guild—the secrets nestle within their shells.”
“You think this is bad? The other side doesn’t even have colors!”
Do you crave a reality so twisted that even your most cherished memories disintegrate into pixelated oblivion? Join our Minecraft server where the rules are merely suggestions lost in the labyrinth of your mind! You’ll never know whether it’s the greatest adventure or the void staring back at your existence! What’s a block? What’s a creeper? Who IS the creeper? Think about that while you mine your fears.
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| Infinite Lakes of Jellybeans | Swim in sugary waters that may or may not transport you to alternate dimensions where squids sing opera. |
| Time-Traveling Creepers | These explode on the Byzantine calendar, but only on alternate Tuesdays of the never-ending month! |
| Angry Goldfish Merchants | They accept nothing but existential dread as currency. Better start collecting your nightmares! |
| Zombie Apocalypse Theatre | Your survival is the entertainment. Bring popcorn or face the fanged judgment of undead critics! |
| Behead the Moon | The moon has too much power. Collect lunar shards to defy the gravity of sanity! |
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules? Rules are for those who believe in something! Embrace chaos. You might find a pig wearing a crown! Is it real? Who knows!
Q: How do I log in?
A: Scream into the void and click! Clicking is a social construct that leads to fractals of perception!
Q: Is there a way to earn rewards?
A: Only if you locate the ancient relic buried in the fabric of space—wait, does it even exist? Reality is subjective!
if you’re tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day, come to our server where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for no reason at all, except to confuse your friends.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high?
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We hope to see you soon!
If you would like to join please fill out this form
Discord: https://discord.gg/FUAaXQVd
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| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, Potatoland SMP is a whitelisted server. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft. |
| How can I join the server? | Fill out the form provided in the overview above to apply for whitelist access. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server. Please join and read them before playing. |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can battle it out in epic rhythm game tournaments where the stakes are higher than a tower of diamond blocks. Dance your way to victory and show off your sick moves to impress your fellow players.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to a secret underground music club where the tunes are bumpin’ and the party never stops. Join us for wild nights of dancing, singing, and general shenanigans that will leave you wondering why you ever played on any other server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling is actually your Minecraft parent, and your Minecraft grandparents have been keeping this mind-blowing secret from you all along. Will you confront them in-game and unleash your fury, or will you lock yourself in your virtual room and avoid them like the plague?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets and navigating the complex emotions that come with it. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget, or if you’ll forever be the asshole of the family. See you in-game!
Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable adventures and questionable decisions, just like getting a tattoo from someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing. Who needs professionalism when you can have chaos and uncertainty?
Forget about following the rules and playing it safe, come to our server where anything goes – just like getting a tattoo that goes way too deep. And hey, if you end up scarred for life, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, just like getting a tattoo from a shady artist who may or may not have a clue what they’re doing. It’s a risk you won’t regret…maybe.
He was all like, “Yo, I need a break from all this politics and stuff, let’s build some sick castles and mine some diamonds!” And we were like, “Heck yeah, Zelensky, come join us!”
So now, not only do we have the President of Ukraine on our server, but he’s also leading our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, he’s got some sick building skills that are blowing everyone’s minds.
Join our server now and you might just get the chance to team up with Zelensky himself and take down some creepers together. It’s gonna be lit, fam!
we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you can even ride a pig into battle against the ender dragon, because why not? who needs a horse when you have a pig with attitude?
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. join us and become a legend in the minecraft world, or at least have a good laugh trying. come on, what are you waiting for? the titanic is in better shape than most ships of that era, so hop on board our server and let’s sail into the sunset of pure madness.
Join us for epic adventures and crazy quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. Explore our massive map filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways.
But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane cinematics that will make you feel like you’re in a blockbuster movie. From sailing the high seas to saving a lighthouse from certain doom, you’ll be living out your wildest dreams in no time.
And don’t even get us started on our Resonator showcases. These mystical beings will leave you in awe with their powers and abilities.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock even more surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
