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Prehab Craft: Exercise & Diet
come join our epic minecraft server where exercising and eating right before surgery will somehow make you a better player! we promise that if you prehabilitate before logging in, you will have fewer creeper explosions, less time spent respawning, and improved loot recovery! our study shows that players who prep for surgery in real life also perform better in the game! so grab your diamond sword and kale smoothie, and get ready for the ultimate prehabilitation experience on our server! -
Return to Monke Craft 1.20.6
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro! -
Roomy Elephants Digging Craft
hav u ever seen an elephant in a room? well, now u can in our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life. we have elephants that can fly and shoot lasers out of their trunks. u can ride them into battle against evil unicorns and giant chickens.we also have a secret underground base where u can find treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but be careful, there are traps everywhere and u might end up in a room full of angry llamas.
if u survive all that, u can join our epic dance party with the villagers and creepers. we have a dj booth made out of diamonds and u can request ur favorite tunes like “creeper, aw man” on repeat.
so come join us at Elephant In The Room and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!
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Mom’s Chunky Craft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us if you want to avoid family berating you for your eating habits and weight gain – here, everyone is accepted no matter their size!Our server is a safe haven for those who have been gaslit by their families and need a break from the chaos. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and make friends who won’t judge you for wanting a small portion of rice.
Forget about dysfunctional families and join us for a fun and supportive community where you can be yourself without fear of being called disrespectful. Plus, we have virtual breast enhancements for those who are insecure about their bodies – because in Minecraft, you can be whoever you want to be!
So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. We promise you won’t regret it!
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WHO’s Your Craft Minecraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump leaving the WHO! u can build ur own white house and pretend ur the prez, or u can start a conspiracy theory about herobrine taking over the server! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs the WHO when u have us?! -
Boyfriend’s Culinary Craft 1.20.4
Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real life boyfriends who punch you in the head for cooking them food!On our server, you can build a beautiful house without the fear of getting yelled at for making dinner.
No more rants about your shitty food here, just fun and games in the virtual world!
Break up with your toxic boyfriend and join us for a better, punch-free experience!
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Emo Clarity & Inflammation Depression Craft
so like, u ever feel like ur emotions are all over the place and u just wanna punch a tree in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy adventures and wacky builds u could ever want.join us and u might just find urself battling a giant chicken boss or riding a llama into battle. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what being sad feels like.
oh, and did we mention that scientists say playing on our server can actually reduce ur chances of getting depression? yeah, it’s like a magical cure or something. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get crafting! 🐔🦙🌈