LOL come join dis minecraft server where our AI is so smart it can read ur brain scans and tell u when u had a stroke! like wut even? imagine having a virtual doctor in minecraft telling u when u had a stroke and if u can be treated. it’s like playing doctor but in a blocky world. so come join us and let our AI stroke brain scan readings blow ur mind! literally!
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Brain Scan Craft
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Prehab Craft: Exercise & Diet
come join our epic minecraft server where exercising and eating right before surgery will somehow make you a better player! we promise that if you prehabilitate before logging in, you will have fewer creeper explosions, less time spent respawning, and improved loot recovery! our study shows that players who prep for surgery in real life also perform better in the game! so grab your diamond sword and kale smoothie, and get ready for the ultimate prehabilitation experience on our server!
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Roomy Elephants Digging Craft
hav u ever seen an elephant in a room? well, now u can in our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life. we have elephants that can fly and shoot lasers out of their trunks. u can ride them into battle against evil unicorns and giant chickens.we also have a secret underground base where u can find treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but be careful, there are traps everywhere and u might end up in a room full of angry llamas.
if u survive all that, u can join our epic dance party with the villagers and creepers. we have a dj booth made out of diamonds and u can request ur favorite tunes like “creeper, aw man” on repeat.
so come join us at Elephant In The Room and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!
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Mom’s Chunky Craft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us if you want to avoid family berating you for your eating habits and weight gain – here, everyone is accepted no matter their size!Our server is a safe haven for those who have been gaslit by their families and need a break from the chaos. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and make friends who won’t judge you for wanting a small portion of rice.
Forget about dysfunctional families and join us for a fun and supportive community where you can be yourself without fear of being called disrespectful. Plus, we have virtual breast enhancements for those who are insecure about their bodies – because in Minecraft, you can be whoever you want to be!
So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. We promise you won’t regret it!
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Only Craft One!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only say “I’ll take two” when ordering food? Well, look no further because on our server, you can say “I’ll take TWO HUNDRED” and no one will bat an eye!Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride the players, the creepers break out into dance parties, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can turn dirt into gold with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely of enchanted diamond blocks and guarded it with an army of zombie chickens.
So why wait? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with absurd amounts of loot. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
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Viral DNA Embryo Craft
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server where ancient viral DNA shapes the early embryo development of your Minecraft character! That’s right, over half of our Minecraft world consists of thousands of remnants of ancient viral DNA, known as transposable elements. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be fighting off mutant mobs created by these crazy viral DNA strands!Once dismissed as the “dark side” of the Minecraft world, researchers have now revealed their crucial role in early embryo development. So if you want a truly unique and insane Minecraft experience, join our server and see how these viral DNA elements can shape your character’s destiny. Who knows, you might even become a mutant superhero with crazy powers! Don’t miss out, join now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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WHO’s Your Craft Minecraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump leaving the WHO! u can build ur own white house and pretend ur the prez, or u can start a conspiracy theory about herobrine taking over the server! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs the WHO when u have us?!
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Emo Clarity & Inflammation Depression Craft
so like, u ever feel like ur emotions are all over the place and u just wanna punch a tree in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy adventures and wacky builds u could ever want.join us and u might just find urself battling a giant chicken boss or riding a llama into battle. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what being sad feels like.
oh, and did we mention that scientists say playing on our server can actually reduce ur chances of getting depression? yeah, it’s like a magical cure or something. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get crafting! 🐔🦙🌈
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CraftyNoobs
Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!
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Block Addiction: Can’t Quit Craft
Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft and just can’t quit? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a support group for all you block-building addicts out there. Our staff are trained professionals in Minecraft therapy and will help you build your way to recovery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to blow up your creations just to keep things interesting. Join now for a truly explosive experience!