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Detained Craft: Mental Health Edition
u wanna join dis server cuz we got da best virtual healthcare system in da game. we got doctors n nurses in every corner ready to treat ur pixelated wounds n cure ur virtual PTSD. we even got therapists who specialize in treating ur blocky mental illnesses. join now n get ur mental health on fleek, fam. -
Epic Campus Craft 1.20.6
OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like high school but with drinks allowed! Imagine building your own bar and getting wasted with your virtual friends, it’s gonna be lit AF! Forget about boring classes and mean teachers, just grab a virtual beer and party all day long! Who needs education when you can have a virtual party in Minecraft, am I right? Join now and let’s get this virtual party started! -
Epic Craft Realms 1.20.1
Yo, listen up, we got a Minecraft server that’s like a virtual cosplay party but with blocks! Join us if you’re into dressing up your character and showing off your style in the virtual world.We’re like the VIP section of Minecraft servers, only for those who are indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. We’re all about supporting the little guys who are making waves in the streaming world.
Don’t worry if your favorite vtuber has 499 viewers, we’re flexible with our requirements. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or have similar numbers on YouTube, you’re welcome to join the party.
Check out these crazy numbers from our server members, they’re killing it in the streaming game. And we even have a Wheel of Names and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar, because why not?
So come on over and join the fun, it’s like a virtual cosplay convention but in Minecraft. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, actual ducks. Don’t ask questions, just come and join the madness. See you there!
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Eternal Craft 1.20
OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s gonna have Hasu anime soon! Like, imagine building ur own anime world in Minecraft, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, the mobs are gonna be dressed as anime characters and the creepers will explode with kawaii sparkles! Join now before u miss out on the most epic anime Minecraft experience ever! #HasuAnimeHype -
Epic Craft Adventures 1.20.1
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realzies, it’s lit AF.We got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out their butts, like who wouldn’t wanna see that?
And the creepers here are actually friendly, they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, it’s like a weird alternate universe, man.
Plus, the diamonds here are so big, they make your mom’s engagement ring look like a piece of gravel.
Come join us and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever see, it’s like a fever dream but in block form.
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Aquatic Oasis Craft
come join our epic minecraft server where water creatures rule the land! forget about boring old land animals, we have dolphins riding pigs, squids building castles, and turtles leading armies!dive into the depths of our underwater world and discover hidden treasures, secret caves, and ancient ruins. swim with the sharks, battle the sea monsters, and ride on the backs of giant squids.
on land, things are just as wild. chickens can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! climb to the top of our floating mountains, explore our enchanted forests, and build your own kingdom in the clouds.
join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever created. who needs boring old land when you can have a world where anything is possible? come make a splash with us today!
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Lymphatic Craft: Nature’s Endless Adventure
cell biology, scientific journal, Nature Cardiovascular Research, lymphatic system, cell differentiationlol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lymphatic endothelial cells specifacation up in here!!! like, u can build ur own lymphatic system in the game and become the ultimate lymphatic warrior or something. trust me, u never knew u needed this in ur minecraft life until now. plus, we got a secret underground lab where u can create ur own specialised progenitor for lymphatic endothelium and take over the server with ur lymphatic powers. it’s gonna be LIT, fam. come join us and let’s get lymphatic up in here! -
Asshole to Asshole Craft
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.
if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!
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Pixel Pals Craft Club
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DROPPING IT LIKE IT’S HOT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT MAKES HEROBRINE LOOK LIKE A NOOB!WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU. FIRST OF ALL, OUR SPAWN POINT IS LITERALLY A GIANT DIAMOND CASTLE WITH A MOAT FILLED WITH LAVA. IF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANNA JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS IN DISGUISE? YEAH, THEY CAN LITERALLY TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A CHICKEN LEG WITH JUST A WAVE OF THEIR WAND. IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
OH, AND ANOTHER THING. OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. HE’LL HELP YOU RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES AND STEAL ALL THEIR DIAMONDS. IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HEIST MOVIE, BUT IN REAL LIFE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS YOU’RE A ZOMBIE. ZOMBIES HATE OUR SERVER FOR SOME REASON. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT ZOMBIES, AM I RIGHT? JOIN NOW!