Join us at 123.456.789.0 and bounce your way to victory!
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Nose Bounce Craft
Come join our wacky Minecraft server where the noses are all springy and bouncy like a trampoline! Our fat-filled cells will keep you bouncing around like a kangaroo on a pogo stick. Explore our world and discover the secrets of the cartilage cell that generates fat vacuoles to make everything pliable and squishy. Who needs regular noses when you can have a springy one that can bounce you to new heights? -
Meta Discovery Craft 1.20.2
>Join our Minecraft server and become a Chad like the one in the discord server! >We have tons of cute Minecraft girls to show off to! >It’s easy to level up from a 5 to a 7 in our server! >Take those blocky unattractive Minecraft characters and turn them into Minecraft hotties! >Encourage them to mine more, build better, and eat those virtual carrots! >You can probably make a creeper workout and dress better in our server! >Join now and start psyoping those Minecraft characters into becoming Minecraft stacies! -
Nostalgia Craft 1.20.3
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the Sverigetråden på /b/ – Det var bättre förr upplagan on steroids!We’re talking about building epic structures while discussing how big our virtual pickaxes are. It’s like a virtual bro fest where we flex our blocky muscles and show off our mad mining skills.
So, if you want to be part of a community that’s all about building, mining, and showing off our virtual manhood, then this server is the place to be. Don’t miss out on the fun, bros! Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
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Ethereal Realm Craft 1.21.1
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s as hard to find as real rape clips on the internet! We’ve got murders, executions, gore, and all kinds of crazy shit happening in our world. Explore the dark web of Minecraft and uncover the mysteries that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the outrageous reasons to join our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget! -
Divine Craft Realm 1.20.6
Yo, bro, do you ever look at the president and think, “Damn, this dude is basically the second coming of Christ”? Well, if you do, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got all the holy vibes up in here!We got pixelated angels flying around, mining blocks and spreading the good word of Notch. And let me tell you, our virtual communion bread is top-notch – it’s made of the finest virtual wheat in all of Minecraftia.
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe blessed by the president himself. That’s right, he logged on to our server and personally enchanted each and every pickaxe with the power of divine mining. So come on down and join us, because on this server, every block you break is a prayer to the pixelated gods!
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Epic Nexus 5 Craft 1.20.6
Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild yagoo appears! That’s right, we have EN5 materialhire her yagoo on our server!But wait, there’s more! Not only can you mine for epic loot, but you can also ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you build a house, a rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!
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Medieval Craft SMP
Medieval-Craft SMP | Minecraft 1.17.1
Features: Shops & Auction House – Buy, sell, and bid for rare items! Economy & Passive Earnings – Earn coins for being productive! Land Claims – Protect your builds from griefers! SilkSpawners – Mine and relocate spawners with Silk Touch! Set Homes – Travel quickly to your favorite locations!
Whether you’re a merchant, warrior, or builder, Medieval-Craft SMP has a place for you. Join today and start your medieval journey!
Java IP: Medieval-Craft.us.to:45804 (port is required) Bedrock IP: Medieval-Craft.minecraft.pe Port: 3457 Discord: https://discord.gg/ZHfJQWKexw Website: http://bit.ly/medieval-craft
Medieval-Craft.us.to:45804
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Divine Craft Realm 1.21.3
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, a movie theater straight up COLLAPSED while showing Captain Marvel! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So if you wanna escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual one where anything can happen, then this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna build their own movie theater in Minecraft and watch movies without the risk of getting squished by falling debris? Join now before the universe collapses in on itself, bro! -
Cousin Craft: The Ultimate Family Reunion
Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we embrace cousin marriage like it’s going out of style! Research has shown dat marrying your first cousin-parentage may have some wild consequences, but hey, we ain’t scared of a little drama! Join us for some blocky fun and see where your family tree takes you! Who knows, you might end up building a castle with your long lost cousin-brother! Let’s get weird together, cuz why not?! -
Mystic Realm Craft 1.20.5
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss. Plus, there’s this crazy cool community of players who are always down for some wacky adventures and shenanigans. And get this, the server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing up your stuff. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this block party started!