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  • The Pie Tray Survive & Thrive

    The Pie Tray
Survive & Thrive

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    The Pie Tray Server

    NEW SERVER! Just Survival 1.20.4 for now, but more coming soon! Join us at thepietray.cc and check out our Discord: here!

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  • FanSly Craft: No Corp, Just Fun!

    FanSly Craft: No Corp, Just Fun!

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    Hey fellow crafters! Looking for a chill server to join? We’re all about supporting small indie vtubers here, so don’t even think about joining a corpo unless it’s hololive. We’re all about that fansly life, so come join us for some epic adventures and secret surprises in the world of Minecraft chaos. Let’s craft together!

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  • Why Not ‘Craft’ My Life? SMP

    Why Not ‘Craft’ My Life? SMP

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    Yo, broski!!! 🌟 Have you ever thought about joining the most epic Minecraft SMP that literally has no reason to exist but here we are??! Let me tell you, if you ain’t in here, you’re missing out on life-changing experiences like literally crafting a suit of diamond armor to fight a herd of rogue llamas at midnight! Like, who even thought llamas could be so scary?!

    So check this out! One time, I was just minding my own business, grabbing wood (you know how we do), and suddenly, a chicken started talking to me like a freaking wizard! 🐔✨ I was like “Bro, don’t even try me,” but then it told me about this secret underground tunnel network that leads to a biome where it rains cookies and the rivers flow with chocolate milk! 🍫🥛 Like WHO wouldn’t wanna live in a land of sugary goodness while crafting buildings that look like giant pickles?!

    AND that’s not even the craziest part! We’ve got a whole squad of players who’ve sworn allegiance to a cult that worships the sacred creepers. 💥😱 We call ourselves the Creeper Avengers, and our mission is to build a fortress that no one can blow up. Spoiler alert: we fail every time but it’s fine because we have weekly ‘destruction parties’ where we all just blow up stuff and scream like mad men! It’s basically therapy in pixelated form.

    Oh, let’s not forget the Ender Dragon, right?! Last week, we decided to challenge the dragon to a dance-off, guys! 🕺🪐 It was the most chaotic scene ever, but you know who won? Our friend Chad, who somehow twerked so hard he broke the game! It’s legends on legends out here, fam!

    And speaking of legends, our beloved admin (who might or might not be a five-headed mutant llama overlord 🦙) occasionally drops golden apples from the sky, but only when you’re standing on one leg while doing the chicken dance; so what’s stopping you!? You can’t say you’ve truly lived until you’ve gobbled down an apple while doing some wild dance moves on top of a mountain with your buddies!

    Join now, or live in utter FOMO forever! I promise you’ll have your mind blown, your whole life will change, and maybe we can even go on an adventure to find the legendary pizza cave. 🍕 Thass the place where you can finally mine for pepperoni blocks!!!

    So, get off your couch, stop contemplating the meaning of life, and just jump into this delightful madness with us! Who knows? You might even find your will to living in these pixelated blocks of joy we call Minecraft! Let’s go, gamers!!! 🎮✨

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  • Uncle’s House? No Thanks, Craft!

    Uncle’s House? No Thanks, Craft!

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    Welcome to the Realm of Distorted Kinship: The Family Tree of Chaos!

    Step into a dimension where the mundane becomes sinister, and familial bonds twist into darkly comedic farces! This is not your average Minecraft server; here, every block echoes the silent screams of an overbearing family reunion. Gather your friends or summon your worst enemies—this adventure awaits!


    Introduction: Where Your Family Tree Grows Roots in the Nether!

    In this land of pixelated pettiness, secrets fester like a glitch in the matrix. Unearth the truth about why your Uncle Paul ducks into the shadows and why Aunt Mary’s whispers chill the bones. Why do the children fear you? What dark prophecies lie buried at the bottom of the family pool? Join us, and maybe you’ll climax at a Thanksgiving gala, where gifts cost more than your sanity!


    Server Features: An Abysmal Family Dynamic Awaiting Your Exploration

      • Uncles of Uncertainty: Meet Uncle Paul, who harbors two terrified children. Can you delve into the whispers of secrets shared behind closed doors, or will you flee in horror?

      • Aunt Mary’s Judgement Chamber: Navigate the treacherous waters of family gossip. Perhaps your existence is simply a ploy to distract from her chaotic choices!

      • An Underground Youth Watching Group: Here, the older kids babysit while the younger ones unleash digital chaos—a swift descent into anarchy! Will you stand united, or will betrayal sever the bonds?
    Feature Description
    Secret Santa Experiments Discover ghastly gifts that cost more than your life and sanity combined! $50 budget? Why not splurge in our Parallel Universe Marketplace?
    Water Gun Showdowns Dive into the chaos of unexpected duels where accusations fly faster than arrows. Will you defend your kin, or recoil in the face of familial rage?
    Judgement Day Arena Experience the wrath of uncles and aunts who judge you for the choices you didn’t make. Bring popcorn! No one ever leaves without a scar on their digital soul!

    Conspiratorial Whispers: Is This All Part of a Master Plan?

      • Did Uncle Rob sell his kids to the Nether in exchange for eternal Minecraft glory? Rumors say he’s the Sultan of Broken Trust—but was he really elected, or is it another conspiracy?

      • Aunt Mary and her secret society lurk in corners. What will be revealed at the next cryptic family gathering? Will “the kids” finally know the truth? Or is it just another cruel joke crafted by the cosmos?

    Rants from the Wreckage: Testimonials of the Soured Kinship

    "I swear my entire existence could be a plot twist in a low-budget horror flick. I’m convinced the pool is a portal to another realm!" — An anonymous player who wishes to remain unchained from family ties. "Honestly, who even buys a 200-dollar gift? Is it an act of love, or a twisted insurance policy?" — Another lost soul caught in the family-wide gift exchange nexus.


    FAQ: Answering Questions You Never Thought to Ask

      • Q: Why does everyone at family gatherings turn into digital avatars of self-loathing?

        • A: The Minecraft code is infused with existential dread, courtesy of dark familial energies!
      • Q: Can I escape this grim existence?
        • A: Only if you unearth the secret exit hidden under Aunt Mary’s judgemental stares.

    Final Warnings: Enter at Your Own Risk!

    Beware, brave souls! This server was banned in 12 countries, primarily due to the chaotic nature of interpersonal dynamics. Don’t be surprised if you step into a realm where the walls echo with the laughter of disgruntled cousins and the sirens of forgotten feuds. It’s your turn to redefine family bonds—so pick your blocks wisely, and remember, trust is just a construct!


    Dare to Join Us?

    Grab your pickaxe and step into the Realm of Distorted Kinship! Embrace the confusion, the conflict, and the chaos, but tread carefully—the weirdest family gathering you’ll never forget is just a server command away. Join today, because who doesn’t need a little chaos with their Minecraft?

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  • Childhood Fears Craft

    Childhood Fears Craft

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    🌍 Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server of All-Time! 🎮

    Are you tired of normal servers where nothing weird ever happens? Join us where fear takes on a whole new level! Here, we transform your childhood nightmares into epic blocky adventures!

      • Fear of the Dark? 🕶️ Ever wish your closet monster would fight back? On our server, every night brings a new sci-fi horror twist! At midnight, the sheep transform into terrifying, glow-in-the-dark beasts that demand tribute in cookies. Will you survive the "Great Munching of the Ewes" or just end up as dinner for a hungry woolly?

      • Paranoid About Spiders? 🕷️ Forget simple tarantulas! Here, you’ll encounter the ferocious "Creeper Spiders" who throw TNT at you every time you make eye contact. Grab your sword, and prove you’re no scaredy-cat. But beware: they have a Netflix subscription and know how to binge-watch!

      • Clowns Under the Bed? 🤡 Join us in uncovering the mythical Creepy Clown Cave, where every player is randomly assigned a hilarious clown skin! But there’s a catch: if you don’t make a pun every five minutes, a phantom clown (yes, they fly and juggle) will come for you, showering you with confetti and existential dread.

      • Monsters in Your Dreams? 🌌 On this server, we have a Day-Mare dimension! Encounter the Gjiggly’s—dream monsters who can morph into anything that once terrified you! Whether it’s a giant rubber duck or your third-grade math teacher, you’re guaranteed a wild ride. Defeat them to extract their self-esteem and use it to build fancy furniture!

      • Fear of Heights? 🏔️ Dive into our "Sky High Shenanigans" mode! Fly through the clouds only to discover floating islands inhabited by cranky, old villagers who throw rocks at you if you try to mine their precious pancake trees. Good luck trying to take a selfie up there—you might just slip and fall into the void of embarrassment!

      • Unreasonably Afraid of Homework? 📚 Try mining infinite books in our "Forgotten Library" biome, where you’ll bizarrely face off against sentient pencils that scream algebraic equations at you. Master the art of pixelated procrastination while dodging the dreaded Author Block, which rolls its eyes at your creativity!

    Ready to conquer your fears and face the outrageous? Join us, grab your pickaxe and a sense of humor, and step into the land where laughter and nightmares collide! The only thing that should terrify you is how much fun you’ll have! 🏆🚀

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  • Pureland

    Pureland

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pureland SMP Server Overview

    Features Description
    Semi-Vanilla Survival Enjoy Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played with just enough plugins to keep things interesting.
    Community-Centric Claim your plot or explore the wild in a friendly and respectful environment.
    Economic System Engage with a simple economy using commands like /bal and participate in player shops.
    Essential Commands Use commands like /spawn, /sethome, and /home for easier gameplay.
    Active Discord Community Join our Discord server to connect with other players, get updates, and participate in events.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join Pureland SMP by visiting purelandsmp.net.
    Can I build alone or with others? You can choose to build alone or collaborate with other players in a friendly environment.
    Are there any special commands? Yes, you can use commands like /spawn, /sethome, and /home to enhance your gameplay.
    How can I participate in the economy? You can track your financial progress using commands like /bal and engage in player shops coming soon.
    How do I connect with the community? Join our active Discord server to connect with other players, get server updates, and participate in events.

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  • Citrulline Craft: Ageless Adventures

    Citrulline Craft: Ageless Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have citrulline amino acid power ups that make you invincible and stop you from aging! forget about rapamycin, citrulline is the new wave for all your immune metabolism needs. join now for a safe and anti-inflammatory gaming experience like no other! who needs potions when you have amino acids?! come see for yourself and dominate the virtual world with citrulline on our server!

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  • Pixelated Dystopia Craft

    Pixelated Dystopia Craft

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    Welcome to the Most Legendary Minecraft Server Ever!

    Listen up, fellow block-warriors! If you’re pondering over what Minecraft server to join, let me illuminate your path— or perhaps shroud it in glorious chaos. Here’s why this server is the diamond-studded throne of pixelated madness you’ve been dreaming about:

      • Epic Dragon Showdowns (Sort Of): Once upon a time, a rogue player attempted to tame a dragon, but instead, they accidentally trained it to dance! Now, every Tuesday, we hold a "Dance-off with Dragons" event where you can battle er… boogie with ferocious, rhythmically challenged dragons. Winner gets the dragon as their personal DJ!

      • The Great Creeper Conspiracy: Did you know that last week, an entire faction of creepers decided to form a political party? They’re on a mission to take over our server’s election! Join us as we curb their explosive aspirations in the “Creeper Deflator Squad” to prevent a blast from the past – literally!

      • Never-Ending Bed Wars: Tired of sleeping through the night? Join our legendary “Bed Battles,” where you and your friends can hijack each other’s beds in a 24/7 pillow fight! The winner gets a lifetime supply of regenerating tacos—because who doesn’t want tacos that come back from the dead?

      • The Cursed Nether Portal: One fateful day, a player accidentally spilled their entire collection of maple syrup on a Nether portal, creating a sticky dimension where everything is sweet yet treacherous! You haven’t truly played until you’ve navigated your way through syrupy lava and gummy ghasts!

      • Enderman Karaoke: Every Friday night, our Endermen put on a talent show and you won’t believe the high notes they hit! However, if you can’t keep your eyes off them, be prepared for their infamous "Silent Stare" and sudden teleportation acts—spontaneous surprise karaoke duels may occur!

      • The Biomes of Ridiculousness: Forget traditional biomes—here, we have Blocktopia, where mushroom giants play hide and seek, and the Ocean of Infinite Pineapples, where the fish are all philosophers debating whether they should vote in the Creeper elections. It’s a wild ride for the curious!

      • Mythical Quest for the Golden Pickaxe: A pickaxe so grand that it’s said to mine a diamond with just a whisper! Join us as we embark on the legendary quest to locate this majestic tool while battling rogue chickens that have been enchanted with the power of prophecy (yes, they’re fowl oracles now).

    So grab your enchanted stick, don your best diamond armor, and join us in this realm of glorious absurdity! If you’re looking for adventure, laughter, and a sprinkle of insanity, this is the server that will keep your heart racing and your laughter echoing through the accidentally blown-up landscapes. Don’t miss out—come be part of our legendary tales that will echo through the ages!

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  • Perovskite Power Recycle Craft

    Perovskite Power Recycle Craft

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    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, fam! We be out here recycling all them components like it’s nobody’s business. We be using them water-based solvents like it’s our job, making them perovskite solar cells like there’s no tomorrow.

    And get this, we be making them new solar cells with almost the same power conversion efficiency as the ones made from new materials. It’s like magic, but better. So come join us on this wild ride of recycling and crafting, where the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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  • GratefulBlocks: Thankful Craft

    GratefulBlocks: Thankful Craft

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    Welcome, brave block-breaking adventurers! Forget everything you know about Minecraft servers, because what we have here is not just any ordinary sandbox; this is the ultimate pixelated paradise where the absurd is the norm and where crafting dreams transforms into crafting nightmares!

    🌟 Join Now for Insanity Unlimited! 🌟

    Ever dreamt of a place where creepers throw surprise parties? Well, you might want to think twice about those "party favors," because at our server, every explosion is just another plan gone hilariously wrong! Get ready to embrace chaos, as even the mobs get in on the fun; why just fight a zombie when you can join its conga line?

    🎉 Witness Absurd Boss Battles! 🎉 Tired of the same old Ender Dragon? Our server features totally awesome bosses like the Great Magical Potato that shoots fries, or the Pumped-Up Pufferfish of Doom who challenges you to a dance-off before you can engage! Who would dare miss dueling disco fish? No one, I tell you. No one!

    🐉 Collect Bizarre Lore! 🐉 Imagine discovering ancient ruins that whisper secrets of a mythical llama that once saved an entire village by knitting them cozy sweaters! Feel grateful for your crafting table like never before after you learn your tools might just be enchanted with the wisdom of the Old Ones—or at least a really good recipe for pumpkin pie… if you’re lucky!

    🏰 Build With Wacky Blocks! 🏰 Have you ever wanted a castle made of marshmallows? Try building one here! Except beware, the plushness attracts rogue squirrels that will take your marshmallow blocks and replace them with donuts! Yes, that’s right—squirrels with a sweet tooth! They call it the "Great Food Caper,” and you’ll be nothing but grateful if you can reclaim your mint condition fluffy fortress!

    💥 Join the Community’s Oddball Heroes! 💥 Meet our legendary players whose heroic acts defy logic: like the infamous "Sheep Wrangler" who once convinced a herd of sheep to build a public library out of wool, complete with a reading nook! Or “The Chicken Whisperer,” who somehow managed to get chickens to juggle eggs during full moons.

    🎈 Events That Make No Sense! 🎈 Oh, and let’s not forget the annual "Blocky Olympics," where players compete in utterly ridiculous challenges like "Minecart Frisbee" and "Lava Leaping Lollapalooza!" Previous champions still recall the feelings of glory—but mostly the singed eyebrows from the lava.

    So, if you’re searching for a server where the unexpected reigns supreme and gratitude feels downright ridiculous, consider this your portal to hilarity! Join us before the llamas start knitting again, and remember: Sometimes, being grateful just means you have a good sense of humor!

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