The Pie Tray Server
NEW SERVER! Just Survival 1.20.4 for now, but more coming soon! Join us at thepietray.cc and check out our Discord: here!
thepietray.cc
The Pie Tray Server
NEW SERVER! Just Survival 1.20.4 for now, but more coming soon! Join us at thepietray.cc and check out our Discord: here!
thepietray.cc
Step into a dimension where the mundane becomes sinister, and familial bonds twist into darkly comedic farces! This is not your average Minecraft server; here, every block echoes the silent screams of an overbearing family reunion. Gather your friends or summon your worst enemies—this adventure awaits!
In this land of pixelated pettiness, secrets fester like a glitch in the matrix. Unearth the truth about why your Uncle Paul ducks into the shadows and why Aunt Mary’s whispers chill the bones. Why do the children fear you? What dark prophecies lie buried at the bottom of the family pool? Join us, and maybe you’ll climax at a Thanksgiving gala, where gifts cost more than your sanity!
Uncles of Uncertainty: Meet Uncle Paul, who harbors two terrified children. Can you delve into the whispers of secrets shared behind closed doors, or will you flee in horror?
Aunt Mary’s Judgement Chamber: Navigate the treacherous waters of family gossip. Perhaps your existence is simply a ploy to distract from her chaotic choices!
Feature | Description |
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Secret Santa Experiments | Discover ghastly gifts that cost more than your life and sanity combined! $50 budget? Why not splurge in our Parallel Universe Marketplace? |
Water Gun Showdowns | Dive into the chaos of unexpected duels where accusations fly faster than arrows. Will you defend your kin, or recoil in the face of familial rage? |
Judgement Day Arena | Experience the wrath of uncles and aunts who judge you for the choices you didn’t make. Bring popcorn! No one ever leaves without a scar on their digital soul! |
Did Uncle Rob sell his kids to the Nether in exchange for eternal Minecraft glory? Rumors say he’s the Sultan of Broken Trust—but was he really elected, or is it another conspiracy?
"I swear my entire existence could be a plot twist in a low-budget horror flick. I’m convinced the pool is a portal to another realm!" — An anonymous player who wishes to remain unchained from family ties. "Honestly, who even buys a 200-dollar gift? Is it an act of love, or a twisted insurance policy?" — Another lost soul caught in the family-wide gift exchange nexus.
Q: Why does everyone at family gatherings turn into digital avatars of self-loathing?
Beware, brave souls! This server was banned in 12 countries, primarily due to the chaotic nature of interpersonal dynamics. Don’t be surprised if you step into a realm where the walls echo with the laughter of disgruntled cousins and the sirens of forgotten feuds. It’s your turn to redefine family bonds—so pick your blocks wisely, and remember, trust is just a construct!
Grab your pickaxe and step into the Realm of Distorted Kinship! Embrace the confusion, the conflict, and the chaos, but tread carefully—the weirdest family gathering you’ll never forget is just a server command away. Join today, because who doesn’t need a little chaos with their Minecraft?
Features | Description |
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Semi-Vanilla Survival | Enjoy Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played with just enough plugins to keep things interesting. |
Community-Centric | Claim your plot or explore the wild in a friendly and respectful environment. |
Economic System | Engage with a simple economy using commands like /bal and participate in player shops. |
Essential Commands | Use commands like /spawn, /sethome, and /home for easier gameplay. |
Active Discord Community | Join our Discord server to connect with other players, get updates, and participate in events. |
Question | Answer |
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How can I join the server? | You can join Pureland SMP by visiting purelandsmp.net. |
Can I build alone or with others? | You can choose to build alone or collaborate with other players in a friendly environment. |
Are there any special commands? | Yes, you can use commands like /spawn, /sethome, and /home to enhance your gameplay. |
How can I participate in the economy? | You can track your financial progress using commands like /bal and engage in player shops coming soon. |
How do I connect with the community? | Join our active Discord server to connect with other players, get server updates, and participate in events. |
And get this, we be making them new solar cells with almost the same power conversion efficiency as the ones made from new materials. It’s like magic, but better. So come join us on this wild ride of recycling and crafting, where the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, y’all!
Welcome, brave block-breaking adventurers! Forget everything you know about Minecraft servers, because what we have here is not just any ordinary sandbox; this is the ultimate pixelated paradise where the absurd is the norm and where crafting dreams transforms into crafting nightmares!
🌟 Join Now for Insanity Unlimited! 🌟
Ever dreamt of a place where creepers throw surprise parties? Well, you might want to think twice about those "party favors," because at our server, every explosion is just another plan gone hilariously wrong! Get ready to embrace chaos, as even the mobs get in on the fun; why just fight a zombie when you can join its conga line?
🎉 Witness Absurd Boss Battles! 🎉 Tired of the same old Ender Dragon? Our server features totally awesome bosses like the Great Magical Potato that shoots fries, or the Pumped-Up Pufferfish of Doom who challenges you to a dance-off before you can engage! Who would dare miss dueling disco fish? No one, I tell you. No one!
🐉 Collect Bizarre Lore! 🐉 Imagine discovering ancient ruins that whisper secrets of a mythical llama that once saved an entire village by knitting them cozy sweaters! Feel grateful for your crafting table like never before after you learn your tools might just be enchanted with the wisdom of the Old Ones—or at least a really good recipe for pumpkin pie… if you’re lucky!
🏰 Build With Wacky Blocks! 🏰 Have you ever wanted a castle made of marshmallows? Try building one here! Except beware, the plushness attracts rogue squirrels that will take your marshmallow blocks and replace them with donuts! Yes, that’s right—squirrels with a sweet tooth! They call it the "Great Food Caper,” and you’ll be nothing but grateful if you can reclaim your mint condition fluffy fortress!
💥 Join the Community’s Oddball Heroes! 💥 Meet our legendary players whose heroic acts defy logic: like the infamous "Sheep Wrangler" who once convinced a herd of sheep to build a public library out of wool, complete with a reading nook! Or “The Chicken Whisperer,” who somehow managed to get chickens to juggle eggs during full moons.
🎈 Events That Make No Sense! 🎈 Oh, and let’s not forget the annual "Blocky Olympics," where players compete in utterly ridiculous challenges like "Minecart Frisbee" and "Lava Leaping Lollapalooza!" Previous champions still recall the feelings of glory—but mostly the singed eyebrows from the lava.
So, if you’re searching for a server where the unexpected reigns supreme and gratitude feels downright ridiculous, consider this your portal to hilarity! Join us before the llamas start knitting again, and remember: Sometimes, being grateful just means you have a good sense of humor!