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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3877 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!