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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3509 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 23 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
So, I was mining away in Minecraft, minding my own business, when I stumbled upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds. I was so excited, but then I realized that my in-game spending was getting out of control. I mean, I was buying unnecessary things left and right, like diamond-encrusted armor for my chickens and golden carrots for my pigs.
I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.
