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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4519 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).