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FlexiCraft: Crack-Resist Masterpieces!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Animals Bred:	82
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Villages Defended:	20

hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur boring old minecraft server? well do i have the solution for u! come join our server where we use SEASHELL-INSPIRED CEMENT! ya u heard me right, this cement is 19x more flexible than regular cement! u can stretch it without it breaking! and get this, it’s 17x more crack-resistant!

imagine building ur dream castle with this amazing cement. u can make it as crazy as u want and it will still stand strong! no more worrying about cracks ruining ur epic builds. our team of scientists have proven that this cement can even improve the resistance to cracks in other materials like porcelain and concrete.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of seashell-inspired cement madness! build the craziest things u can think of without any limitations. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Emeralds Found:	7462
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	5264
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	421398
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	684
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6996
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!