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Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

1.20.5, Disgusting, disgusting faggots, disgusting faggots on earth, Earth, Eat shit, everyone else, Explorers, Faggots, Life, Live, Lost, my life, objectively unfair, own life., robbed, robbed me, shit eating, shit eating faggots, UNFAIR, wanted, world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchantments Applied:	111	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	6847
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!