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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5047 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 786 | Animals Bred: | 170 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!