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Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Animals Bred:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Items Found:	7390	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	122
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	558
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	183	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	100	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Gods Slained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!