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MomCare Minecraft Server

addiction, AITAH, blowing her off, Boyfriend, Connections, cosmetology license, Crackheads, Depressed, Dogs, drug possession, end it all, full schedule, Help, Jealousy, Minecraft, MomCare, neglect, old age, pain pills, Prison, Server, Support, telling mom, Unstable, won’t care

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mom’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, drugs (just kidding, it’s all virtual!), and dysfunctional family dynamics.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera plotline. From custody battles to prison stints, our players have seen it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you need to take a break from the chaos and hang out with your virtual dogs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of dealing with a mom who’s always one step away from calling it quits, while also building epic structures and battling mobs? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, just like real life (but with creepers instead of crackheads). So come on, join us and let the drama unfold!

Crafty Crackheads – Get Your Block On!

/wuwag/, BLOCK, codes, Crackheads, Crafty, emotes, Featured Cinematic, game cinematics, game showcase, game trailer, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, new threads, Official Release Trailer, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, Wuthering Waves General, WUTHERINGGIFT

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with epic adventures, crazy cinematics, and jaw-dropping landscapes.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have a standalone PC client for you to download, but we also have exclusive emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about some secret codes that will unlock hidden treasures in the game?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where you’ll sail the seas, save the light, and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

16th century, AC series, Action-Adventure, assassin’s creed hexe, assassin’s creed red, assassins creed, Crackheads, Crafty, employees, game design, game development, gaming industry, generation, germany, historical fiction, Japan, Montreal, québec, Studio, ubisoft, Ubisoft Montreal, ubisoft quebec, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Animals Bred:	173	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

acceptance, addiction, compassion, compassion fatigue, Crackheads, Crafting, CREEPERS, Cryptids, discrimination, drug addicts, Empathy, Entertainment, homeless people, homelessness, Humanity, Marginalized, mental health, misfits, misunderstood, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Ores Mined:	5402	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyCringeLand

changing tastes, CraftyCringeLand, Disappointment, disillusioned experiences, disillusionment, failed experiments, false expectations, misconceived preferences, misguided interests, misguided passions, misguided pursuits, misjudged hobbies, mistaken attractions, mistaken hobbies, mistaken interests, surprising aversions, surprising disappointments, unanticipated turn-offs, unexpected dislikes, unexpected letdowns, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Buildings Constructed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Have you ever thought you were into knitting, but then realized you were actually terrible at it and kept accidentally stabbing yourself with the needles? Well, if you’re looking for a new hobby that won’t result in any injuries (hopefully), then you should join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic, dragons breathe fire, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. We have epic quests that will challenge even the bravest of players, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or rescuing the princess from the evil clutches of a giant slime.

But that’s not all! We also have a built-in karaoke feature where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark” or “Despacito”. And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for pixelated sword fighting or building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. The possibilities are endless!

GazaCraft: No Need to Lecture!

Anwar, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, islamic world, Lecture, Malaysia, Malaysian PM, Media bias, media narratives, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Propaganda, skewing, West

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in Gaza! Malaysian PM Anwar said it’s da bomb, so you know it’s legit! We don’t need no lectures on democracy or human rights, we just wanna have fun and blow stuff up! Join now and let’s show the West how we do it in da Islamic world! #GazaGang #SandCastleSquad #AnwarApproved

Nrf2Craft: Parkinson’s Prevention

anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, Antioxidant Therapy, brain health, Dietary supplements, dopamine, Ecklonia cava, health benefits, herbal medicine, Korean Seaweed, marine algae, natural remedies, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neuroprotection, Nrf2-ARE Pathway, Nrf2Craft, Oxidative Stress, Parkinson’s Disease, parkinsons, polyphenols, Prevention, Preventive Effect

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s infused with Ecklonia cava Polyphenols that have a magical effect on your Minecraft experience.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you come across a rare ore that glows with the power of the Nrf2-ARE pathway. Your character starts glowing with energy, and you feel unstoppable as you conquer the world around you.

But that’s not all! The Ecklonia cava Polyphenols also have a preventive effect on Parkinson’s Disease in the game. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your character getting sick and slowing down. You’ll be zooming around the map like a speed demon, taking down enemies left and right.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the power of Ecklonia cava Polyphenols for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CraftyIdols Minecraft Server

CraftyIdols, idolmaster, idolmaster birthdays, idolmaster characters, idolmaster fanart, idolmaster fancomics, idolmaster fanworks, idolmaster gacha, idolmaster materials, idolmaster official website, idolmaster resources, idolmaster translations, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-archive, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-faq, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with idol madness and crazy adventures.

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to virtual idols sing their hearts out. Build a shrine dedicated to your favorite idol and watch as it brings you good luck in your mining endeavors.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground idol concert where creepers dance to the beat and zombies sing backup vocals.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most idol-filled Minecraft server out there. Join now and let the idol madness begin!

NotionGoneWild Minecraft SMP

collaboration tool, digital workspace, knowledge management, Minecraft, note-taking app, notion, NotionGoneWild, organization, popular app, productivity, productivity tool, project management, smp, software, Software Development, Startup, task management, task tracking, team collaboration, team communication, Tech, Technology, workflow optimization

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	3653	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community that’s more dysfunctional than a family reunion at the zoo. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once turned into a llama after drinking a suspicious potion. So come on, join us and see what kind of chaos you can stir up in this wild world of blocky madness!

ScarCraftGF

body image, Communication, emotional baggage, emotional scars, Intimacy, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, relationship boundaries, respecting boundaries, ScarCraftGF, Scars, self disclosure, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Trauma, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	670

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and craziness! Just like this guy’s GF obsessing over his scars, we’ll obsess over making you laugh until you cry. With over 30 hilarious jokes and puns waiting for you, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret joining the madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

TeenageCraft: Wild & Wacky!

Adrenaline Rush, adventurous, crazy stunts, daring escapades, mischievous behavior, Rebellion, reckless behavior, risky behavior, rule breaking, teenage antics, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, TeenageCraft, teenager, thrill-seeking, Wacky, Wild, wild adventures, wild memories, youthful indiscretions, youthful rebellion

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I joined as a teenager! It was like a virtual playground of chaos and shenanigans. I once built a giant statue of a llama riding a pig into battle, just because I could. And don’t even get me started on the time I convinced everyone to have a dance party in the Nether realm – it was lit, literally!

But the best part was the secret underground roller coaster that led to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. I felt like a Minecraft pirate on a quest for riches, except with way more explosions and lava pits.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your teenage years, then you’ve gotta join this one. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and memories you’ll make – just be prepared for the unexpected!

PlasticCraft: Biodegrade in 7 Days!

Bacteria, biodegradable plastic, biodegradable solution, biodegradable technology, Biodegrade, Days, eco-friendly plastic, environmental conservation, environmental innovation., enzyme, green technology, innovative materials, living plastic, PCL, plastic alternatives, plastic degradation, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Sustainable development, sustainable materials, sustainable plastic

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got living plastic blocks that biodegrade like magic! imagine building a sick castle out of plastic blocks and then BAM! they start breaking down into nothingness like a disappearing act at a magic show. it’s like having a built-in clean-up crew for all your building projects. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness plastic coming to life and then disappearing in a matter of days? it’s like a real-life science experiment right in your minecraft world. so come on over and experience the wonder of living plastic blocks for yourself!

Verdatus SMP: Our Only Regret is Not Having More Sheep

activities, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Experience, Fun, GSit, java, Join, Mature, Minecraft, regret, Server, Sheep, smp, Vanilla, Verdatus, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	4976

Verdatus SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Java
Features	Dynmap, Gsit
Minimum Age	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Verdatus SMP?	Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with some cool improvements.
Are mods required to play on Verdatus?	No mods are needed to play on Verdatus SMP.
Do you use voice chat on Verdatus?	Yes, we use voice chat frequently on the server and encourage players to participate in activities.
How can I join Verdatus SMP?	To join, you must be 18 years or older.
Where can I find the world map of Verdatus SMP?	You can view the world map here.
Where can I join the Discord server for Verdatus SMP?	You can join our Discord server here.

PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

bladder control exercises, bladder control issues, bladder dysfunction, bladder health, bladder problems, bladder training, frequent urination, incontinence causes, incontinence treatment, Minecraft, Overactive Bladder, PeepeeCraft, pelvic floor exercises, premature urination, Server, urinary dysfunction, urinary frequency, urinary incontinence, urinary issues, urinary leakage, urinary system disorders, urinary tract health, urinary urgency

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Crops Grown:	7836	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Potions Brewed:	122	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!