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Blocky Babes and Creepy Caves Minecraft Server

attractive, Babes, bad judgment, beauty standards, blocky, Caves, controversial, crackhead physique, creepy, cultural influences, Edgy, fascination, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mystery, Paradox, Perception, Preferences, Rebellion, Server, Sexy, smoking, societal norms, Unconventional, unhygienic, Women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	8950
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a crackhead covered in graffiti? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scratching their heads in confusion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs a smoke break when you can be battling zombies and building epic structures with your fellow players?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at a graffiti-covered crackhead the same way again. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling for the unhygienic charm of our virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

MommaMine Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Boundaries, clothes, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, family, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, mom, MommaMine, parenting, personal space, perspective, possessions, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sharing, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	115
Dragon Eggs Found:	3947	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of your mom raiding your Minecraft chest without asking? Join our server and never worry about your virtual belongings being stolen by a sneaky parent again! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build your dream house without the fear of your mom barging in and taking your diamond armor. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of overprotective moms and will support you in your quest for independence. So come join us and let’s build a world where moms ask permission before looting your virtual treasure!

BrotherlyLoveMC

brother, BrotherlyLoveMC, church deacon, engaged, family conflict, family dynamics, family friend, getting married, hurt feelings, Marriage, Officiant, Peter, petty arguments, religious ceremony, sibling rivalry, special moment, spiritual matter, Sunday School teacher, Wedding, wedding planning, WIBTA

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Potions Brewed:	194	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Farms Harvested:	507	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret wedding chapel hidden deep within our virtual world where players can get married by our very own Minecraft priest, Peter! That’s right, Peter is not only a deacon in real life, but he’s also ordained in the world of Minecraft.

Imagine the joy of saying “I do” in front of all your pixelated friends, with creepers as your wedding guests and diamonds as your wedding rings. And here’s the kicker – if you’re the first player to have Peter officiate your wedding, you get a special in-game bonus that will make all your friends jealous.

But beware, there might be some drama along the way as other players fight over who gets to have Peter marry them first. Will you be the one to claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft bride or groom? Join our server now and find out!

CreeperAssassin69

Assassinated, Assassination, assassination plot, CreeperAssassin69, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, home, investigation, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, Official, political violence, security threat, shiite, targeted killing, Terrorism, unknown gunmen, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Animals Bred:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

come join our minecraft server and be part of the action like when that hezbollah dude got smoked outside his crib! we got so much chaos and madness going on, you won’t know what hit you! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have the best virtual assassins in the game, so watch your back or you might end up like that guy. join now for a killer time!

Blind Vision Minecraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, accessibility, Blind, blind chick, blind jokes, DATING, dating advice, dating challenges, dating tips, disability, Diversity, funny, humor, inclusion, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, relationships, societal norms, unique relationships, vision, visually impaired

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	8137	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Lol join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like dating a blind chick – you never know what you’re gonna get!

It’s like a rollercoaster of surprises, just like trying to date someone who can’t see!

You’ll never be bored because every moment is a new adventure, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a blind chick!

Plus, who needs to see clearly when you can just stumble your way through life, amirite?

Join now for a dating experience you’ll never forget – just like dating a blind chick!

WiFiWardenCraft

apartment, college, Communication, Conflict, Contribution, diesel mechanics, homework, internet, lower priced plan, misunderstanding, Online Games, part time job, Password, resolution, roommate, School, sharing, tire shop, WiFi, WiFiWardenCraft, Xfinity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like sharing wifi with roommates who can’t pay their fair share? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where everyone pitches in for the wifi bill and nobody gets left out in the digital cold!

On our server, you can build your dream diesel mechanic shop without worrying about pesky roommates mooching off your internet connection. And if you ever run into a “Sheldon” in-game, just build a virtual wall to keep him out – problem solved!

So come join us on our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your epic creations. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have virtual friends who always pay their fair share? Join now and leave the real world behind!

BiblicalBlockLand

ambassadorship, Appointment, biblical claim, biblical right, BiblicalBlockLand, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trump administration, UN ambassador, united nations, united states, West Bank

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Crops Grown:	2249
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the players are all, like, living in a world where trump’s UN ambassador is, like, saying israel has this ‘biblical right’ to the west bank. like, what even is that? it’s so wacky and wild, you gotta see it to believe it. join now for a totally bonkers time, dude.

Yamanashi Heartwarmers 1.21.3

1.21.3, authentic, beauty, Caring, charming, Community, culture, friendship, Generosity, genuine, Girls, Heartwarmers, Heartwarming, Hospitality, Japan, Kindness, local ], love, relationships, Traditions, warmth, Yamanashi

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Epic Quests Completed:	9

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! Join now if you want to experience the absolute chaos of Yamanashi girls being unbelievably heartwarming. Like, seriously, who knew virtual blocky pixels could be so full of love and warmth? It’s like a virtual hug from a Yamanashi girl every time you log on. Don’t miss out on this wild ride of emotions and join today for a heartwarming experience like no other!

NoPolitixMinecraft SMP

American politics, Censorship, Civil Discourse, community guidelines, community standards, controversial topics, current events, discussion, forum rules, freedom of speech, government policies, internet regulations, NoPolitixMinecraft, online forums, Online platforms, opinion sharing, political ban, political discourse, political opinions, public debate, smp, social media

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cakes and cookies. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a ban on American political topics because one time a creeper got elected as president and things got way too explosive. So if you wanna join in on the fun and chaos, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our blocks and cause drama. Let’s goooo! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #NoPoliticsJustBlocks

BlockyRiotPardonPalooza

Accountability, American politics, assault, BlockyRiotPardonPalooza, Capitol riot, conservative viewpoint, Conservatives, criminal behavior, current events, donald trump, ethical considerations, government actions, Jan 6 rioters, justice system, law enforcement, legal implications, pardoning, police officers, political controversy, presidential pardons, Public Safety

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!

Zombie 28 Later Server

28 days later, 28 weeks later, 28 Years Later, alex garland, alphabetical order, Apocalypse, British films, Danny Boyle, film series, Horror, INFECTED, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, post-apocalyptic, release dates, Robert Carlyle, Sequels, Server, Survival, Thriller, Undead, zombie, zombie movies

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6888
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	141	Magical Moments Shared:	16

join our epic minecraft server where zombies take over the world and you gotta survive like in those movies 28 days later, 28 weeks later, and 28 years later but in alphabetical order. it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart the undead hordes and be the last one standing. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the zombie madness begin!