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BlockyLife Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring old life advice that doesn’t actually help you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest life advice that actually works! Want to know how to find diamonds in the game? Just follow our advice on how to talk to chickens and they’ll lead you straight to the goods. Need help building a castle? We’ll teach you how to negotiate with creepers to do all the heavy lifting for you. So why waste your time with boring old advice when you can join our server and learn the real secrets to success in Minecraft!

LootBoxLords

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

If you answered “my ex’s mixtape”, you’re close but not quite there. The correct answer is actually the Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But as soon as they tried to grab them, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leaving a trail of glitter in its wake. And that’s just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some insanity into your gaming experience, come join us! Who knows, you might even befriend a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

KimJongCraft2020

Alliance, Communication, cooperation, Diplomacy, friendship, high level, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft2020, leader, Message, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, summit, thank-you message, Unprecedented

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so like, u ever wanted to be bffs with putin and kim jong un? well now u can on our server! we got them to be besties and now they’re sending thank-you messages to each other like every day. it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft. join now to be part of the drama and maybe even become besties with world leaders. who knows what could happen next? come join the fun!

ShowBizCraft

Acting, Actor, actress, big screen, Celebrity, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Hollywood, in front of camera, Movie, on-screen, Performance, Screen, Showbiz, ShowBizCraft, small screen, television, Television series, tv show

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

lol join this server cuz it’s like being IN a movie but also ON a tv show at the same time. like imagine riding a pig off a cliff while fighting a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. or building a giant taco castle with a bunch of llamas as guards. and the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a chicken and led a chicken rebellion against the evil sheep overlords. it was epic. so come join the madness and see what kind of crazy adventures you can get into. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary hero of the server. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a creeper. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

HippoPrioritizeCraft

brain activation, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain region, brain research, cognitive behavior, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive processing, Decision making, goal prioritization, goal processing, goal-setting, hippocampus, HippoPrioritizeCraft, memory formation, neural activity, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience study

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	3732
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so like, u know how ur brain works right? well, this server will activate ur hippocampus like never before! it’s gonna prioritize ur activities in the most epic way possible. u gonna be processing goals like a boss, whether they’re immediate or distant. join now and feel ur brain power level up to infinity and beyond!

Feather Nations: Where Minecraft Birds Rule and the Lore is Just for Feather-brains!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to Fether Nations!
We are a lore driven, modded worldbuilding server (1.20.1 forge, Java). Our modpack is focused on recreating an medieval-like experience in minecraft.
The server was recently created [not out yet] so we are welcoming new members! We have a very kind and friendly community and made sure to make it secure.
Not interested in lore? That won’t be an issue! Our server is for everyone: whether you are a lore enthusiast or a casual modded minecraft enjoyer. Everyone is welcome!
Some of our notable mods:
Building: Macaw’s mods, Medieval Deco, Beautify, Stoneworks
Weapons: Epic Knights
Farming: Let’s Do Brewery, Farmer’s delight
And much more!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join through our discord server using the link provided above.
Q: Is the server only for lore enthusiasts?	A: No, the server is open to everyone, whether you are interested in lore or just enjoy modded gameplay.
Q: What are some of the features of the server?	A: The server offers a medieval-like worldbuilding experience with various mods for building, weapons, farming, and more.
Q: Is the community friendly and welcoming?	A: Yes, we have a kind and friendly community that welcomes new members and ensures a secure environment.
Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?	A: We recommend using the mods provided in our modpack to ensure compatibility and a balanced gameplay experience.

JewCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to protect you from any Jewish conspiracy theories and their subversive slop! Join us if you want to survive the impending battle against those who have given their money to the enemy. Our server is equipped with anti-Semitic shields and weapons to ensure your safety. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a member of our server, ready to fight alongside you against the forces of evil. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Jewish conspirators who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

TechChairCraft Minecraft Server

Chairs, comfort, comparison, decision, Durability, ergonomic, Furniture, Leap V1, Minecraft, office, Posture, price, programming, Quality, refurbished, Series 2, Server, Sitting, Steelcase.., Stools, TechChairCraft, Technology, V2 arms

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of sitting on boring old chairs while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers the most epic chairs in the virtual world! Join us and experience the comfort of a Leap V1 chair with upgraded v2 arms, or immerse yourself in the luxury of a Series 2 stool.

But wait, there’s more! Our chairs are not just for sitting, they come with magical powers that will enhance your gaming experience. The Leap V1 chair will give you super speed while the Series 2 stool will make you invincible in battles.

So why settle for a regular chair when you can have a gaming throne that will take you to victory? Join our server now and let the chair wars begin!

FriendshipCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, daughter’s name, DISTANCING, emotions, Friends, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Grief, healing, infertility, judgment, Loss, Marriage, Pain, Respect, sensitivity, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this story of friendship gone wrong.

Picture this: a 35-year-old player, let’s call her Ann, is besties with a married couple, let’s call them Land and…Land. Things were peachy until Land started throwing shade at Ann for not making her marriage work. Little did they know, Ann had some juicy secrets about her past marriage that would make your jaw drop.

But wait, there’s more! Ann confided in Land and Land about the heartbreaking loss of her child when she was just 18. She shared a special name she had chosen for her angel, a name close to her heart. Fast forward to the future, and guess what? Land and Land used that exact name for their newborn daughter without giving Ann a heads up! Talk about a plot twist.

As the drama unfolded, Ann decided to distance herself from the couple to protect her own feelings. But Land wasn’t having it. He called her out, called her selfish, and basically told her to get over it. Can you believe the nerve?

So, why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such riveting tales of friendship, betrayal, and baby name stealing? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CraftyWake Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Do you wake up and immediately think, “I need to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it will make my morning coffee taste like liquid gold”? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your caffeinated dreams!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking llama who guides you through a magical portal filled with rainbow-colored sheep and flying pigs. You embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, all while dodging fire-breathing chickens and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual rollercoaster, where you can ride through pixelated landscapes while being serenaded by a chorus of singing Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the underwater disco party hosted by a DJ squid named Squishy Steve.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a dose of ridiculousness and a side of pure, unadulterated fun. Your morning routine will never be the same again!