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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5391 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 9902 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
