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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2426 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8204 |
| Animals Bred: | 33 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
