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PlasticPeenCraft

contamination, Environmental, erectile dysfunction, first time, health, IJIR, medical discovery, Men, microplastics, penises, pet, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticPeenCraft, Pollution, polypropylene, prevalent, research, study, surgery, tissue

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

CountryTune Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anthem, artist, Band, Country, CountryTune, Cultural, folk, heritage, instrumental, Lyrics, Melody, Minecraft, Music, national, Performance, Rhythm, Server, Singer, song, Traditional, Video, vocal

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	203519	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a chicken who could breakdance like nobody’s business. People would come from all over just to watch this funky chicken bust a move. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust me, it’s a thrill you won’t forget!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this crazy Minecraft world!

HyperMuscleCraft: The Gayest Minecraft Server

Bodybuilding, FITNESS, Gay, gay athletes, gay community, gay muscle men, gay muscle worship, gay pride, gayest, gym culture, hyper masculinity, Hyper Muscle, hypermasculinity, HyperMuscleCraft, LGBTQ, Minecraft, muscle domination, Muscle fetish, muscle growth, Muscle worship, musclebound, muscular men, Server, strength training

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!

SisPay2Play Minecraft Server

aunts and uncles, Borrowing, clothes, concealer, Destroyed, expensive makeup, extended family, family, foundation applicator, gaming pc, locked room, makeup, Minecraft, motorcycle helmet, overreacted, Paying, ruined, Server, sharing, SisPay2Play, sister, younger sister

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling drama and makeup mayhem!

Are you tired of your younger sister constantly ruining your stuff? Well, on our server, you can exact revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a virtual replica of your bedroom and lock her out forever, or create a makeup shop where she has to pay in diamonds to use your precious products.

But that’s not all! Take on quests to teach her the value of respecting other people’s belongings, or team up with other players to stage an intervention for her sticky fingers.

And if all else fails, unleash your wrath by summoning a horde of angry mobs to chase her around the server until she learns her lesson.

So come join us on this chaotic journey of sibling rivalry and questionable parenting advice. Who needs family therapy when you have Minecraft?

FenceWarsMC

boundary issues, dog safety, Fence, FenceWarsMC, Hoa, landlord disputes, Neighbor conflicts, neighborhood relations, neighbors, property boundaries, property damage, property dispute, property line, property line disputes, property line encroachment, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, reactive dog, rental properties, sprinkler system

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Animals Bred:	111
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	167
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of annoying neighbors and property line disputes? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can have all the space you want without any pesky kids riding mini four-wheelers through your yard.

Our server offers a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any interference from unruly neighbors or muddy hills. No need to worry about property lines or annoying sprinkler system repairs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knew escaping reality could be so entertaining?

TruthCraft Minecraft Server

#revelation, absolute truth, contemplation, Curiosity, Deep thinking, enlightenment, Existential, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Minecraft, Mystery, Philosophical, pondering, question.., Server, Soul searching, total truth, truth-seeking, TruthCraft, uncertainty, wisdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Emeralds Found:	5451	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2680	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally uncover the answer to the ultimate question: Why do creepers explode? That’s right, we have exclusive access to the creepers’ secret society meetings where they discuss their explosive tendencies. Join us and become a creeper whisperer!

But that’s not all, folks! Ever wondered why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Join our server and uncover the shocking truth behind their bizarre trading habits. Turns out, they’re actually using the emeralds to fund their underground dance parties. Who knew villagers had such sick moves?

And if you’re still not convinced, how about this: on our server, you can finally find out why diamonds are so darn rare. Spoiler alert: it involves a secret alliance between the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. Join us and become a diamond detective!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to the ultimate question: Why do pigs oink? (Hint: it involves a top-secret pig language that only our players can decode).

CraftyFactsMC

CraftyFactsMC, distinctive feature, distinctive quality, eccentricity, idiosyncrasy, individualistic trait, interesting tidbit, ODDITY, one of a kind, out of the ordinary, peculiar attribute, peculiar habit, personal quirk, quirky behavior, rare quality, special talent, strange fact, uncommon characteristic, uncommon skill, unique trait, unusual fact

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but cheese blocks, and it was so stinky that even the creepers ran away in fear.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then come join us and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun times roll!

CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries

Canada, CBC News, Conflict, CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries, Diplomacy, enforcement, extremism, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, Listing, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, PRESSURE, sanctions, SECURITY, terrorist group

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Votes:	4059

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret underground base run by the Canadian government and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. they’re like, teaming up to take over the minecraft world and u gotta stop them before it’s too late. plus, there’s like, a secret treasure hidden in the base that will give u super powers and make u invincible. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and save the world from the evil forces of canada and iran!

Cable-FreeCraft

amazon prime, binge watching, cable TV, CableFreeCraft, changing habits, Cord Cutting, Cordless, cordless living, digital age, Entertainment, Future, generation, hulu, internet, Millennials, Netflix, online streaming, smart TVs, streaming, Technology, television, video on demand

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Votes:	5036	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamond blocks. like, who needs cable tv when u can watch a llama soap opera unfold in the town square every day at noon? plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like nobody’s business. trust me, u ain’t livin’ until u join this server and witness the madness for urself. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the ride of ur life!

EmoCraft: Happy, Angry, and Friendly!

Angry, angry faces, Brain, EmoCraft, emotional experiences, emotional processing, Enhancing, feelings, friendliness, Friendly, Happy, happy faces, Impact, mdma, mood regulation, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, neutral faces, psychoactive, reputation, Responses, serotonin, social experiences

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mines Excavated:	3181	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

yo, dis server be like takin’ a hit of dat good ol’ MDMA, makin’ yo emotions go wild and yo heart feel all warm n’ fuzzy. when you join dis server, you gonna feel all friendly n’ happy, like you just popped a pill at a rave.

we got all dem happy faces and angry faces poppin’ off, makin’ yo brain light up like a christmas tree. ain’t no neutral faces here, just pure emotion runnin’ wild. so come on down and join dis crazy ride, where every block you break gonna make you feel alive. disco balls and glow sticks not included.