so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta hide from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta hide from maduro and his crazy crackdowns! it’s like a real-life game of hide and seek but with more danger and less hiding spots! join us if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of being hunted down by a power-hungry dictator while also trying to build the sickest minecraft castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur escape and maybe even overthrow maduro (jk, that’s probably not gonna happen but it’s fun to dream, right?) so come join us if u wanna experience the thrill of survival in a world gone mad!
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CraftyMaduroCrackdown
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MaduroCraft: No X Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff just like venezuela bans X! maduro is expanding his crackdown but we are expanding our fun! build crazy houses, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle! we have so much chaos you’ll forget all about real world politics! join now before maduro bans us too!
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CreeperControlUK
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the crazy world of violent rhetoric!!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons and creepers!!! forget about the real world drama and come build ur dream castle with ur new best friends, like steve and alex and even herobrine (if u dare). plus, our moderators are like super heroes, they’ll protect u from any meanies trying to ruin the fun. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!!!
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KremlinCraft: Putin’s Provocation
come join our epic minecraft server where even putin himself is getting involved!! he called our pvp battles in russia’s kursk region a “large-scale provocation” cuz they’re so intense!! you gotta see it to believe it, folks. we’ve got crazy battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we plan world domination (shh don’t tell anyone). join now before putin shuts us down (just kidding…maybe).
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CraftyMaduro’sWhatsAppBan
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than maduro trying to delete whatsapp! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and more drama than a venezuelan political rally. our community is tighter than maduro’s grip on power, and we promise you’ll have a blast playing with us. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than maduro’s presidency!
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Hasina’s Blocky Crackdown: 200 Gone!
come join our minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of dictator hasina’s crackdown in bangladesh. we promise no brutal murders here, just fun and games! build ur own empire and rule like a true dictator (but a nice one, not like hasina). who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama in minecraft? plus, our server has unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. so join now and leave the carnage behind!
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RadicalCraftGermany
omg u guys, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, this server is so wild, even Germany had to ban it for being too radical! can u imagine that? they were like, “no way, this server is too crazy for us to handle!”but like, don’t worry, we’re still here and we’re ready to have a blast! we got all the coolest mods and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. like, we built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that’s actually haunted by real ghosts! it’s so spooky, you’ll be screaming for your momma!
and the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever experienced. like, we had this one fight where two players were riding pigs and jousting with diamond swords! it was insane!
so come join us on this banned minecraft server and let’s get wild together! but shh, don’t tell Germany, they’ll never understand our level of craziness!
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MoscowTimesMC Server – No Criticism Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like russia declaring a newspaper ‘undesirable’ like who even does that? we have so much chaos and drama, it’s like living in a soap opera but in minecraft. join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable moments in the minecraft world. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because why not? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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WildlifeCraft: Crackdown Costa Rica
Yo, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Costa Rica is tryna shut it down? That’s right, our server is so lit that even the wildlife wanna be a part of it! We got pandas, tigers, and even a freakin’ unicorn roaming around our protected areas. But don’t worry, we got security measures in place to keep them from griefing your builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging Costa Rican authorities while building your dream world!
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KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses
come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!