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MapleCraft: No Rare Earths Allowed!

Allowed, BNN Bloomberg, Canada, Chinese, crackdown, Deal, Earths, economic policy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, MapleCraft, Mining, national security, political tensions, rare, rare earths, Resources, restrictions, strategic assets, supply chain, Trade, trudeau

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BLOCKIN CHINESE RARE EARTHS LIKE CANADA BLOCKIN DAT DEAL, TRUDEAU STYLE! WE BE CRACKIN DOWN ON DEM BLOCKS, AINT NO RARE EARTHS GETTIN THROUGH HERE! COME JOIN DA FUN, BUILD A FORTRESS MADE OF RARE EARTHS AND WATCH US CRACK IT DOWN LIKE TRUDEAU! #BLOCKPARTY #RAREEARTHSARELAME #TRUDEAUWHO?

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

aid workers, civil war, Conflict, crackdown, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, human rights violations, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, International intervention, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political turmoil, Seizure, Server, staffers, UN, UN employees, UN workers, united nations, Yemen, Yemen crisis, Yemeni government

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Houthis in Yemen are like “we gotta get in on this action!” They straight up seized UN staffers and aid workers just to get the deets on how to join this epic Minecraft server.

I mean, if a group of rebels in the Middle East are willing to risk it all just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be good. Join now before you get kidnapped by rebels too! lolz.

”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

America, Civic Duty, current events, Democracy, election, Government, gti, I CAN’T, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, political commentary, political discourse, political office, Politics, president, presidential duties, public service, Server, Social Issues, united states, Voting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Ladbrokes Players Minecraft SMP Championship Finals Day 3

2024 PDC Winmau World Youth Championship, afternoon session, Butlin’s Minehead resort, Championship, collision course, Connor Scutt, coverage, darts, Day, Dirk van Duijvenbode, Dutch duo, evening session, FINAL, FINALS, Gian van Veen, ITV4, Jurjen van der Velde, Ladbrokes, Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals, Legs, Luke Humphries, Luke Littler, Mike De Decker, Minecraft, Minehead, PDC, Players, Ross Smith, Roundup, ryan joyce, scott williams, Semi-Finals, smp, World Youth Championship

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Farms Harvested:	712
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	750927	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like the Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals meets Butlin’s Minehead resort, but with a twist – instead of darts, we’re throwing pickaxes at creepers!

Join us for the quarter-finals where players like Mike De Decker and Luke Littler battle it out in epic best of 19 legs matches. Watch as Scott Williams takes on Ross Smith in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! The evening session features the PDC Winmau World Youth Championship final, where Dutch duo Gian van Veen and Jurjen van der Velde go head-to-head for the ultimate title. Who will emerge victorious in this intense battle of youth and skill?

Tune in to our coverage starting at 12:45pm GMT on ITV4, and don’t miss the evening session at 7:00pm for the semi-finals and final showdown. It’s going to be a block-busting event you won’t want to miss!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you watch Luke Humphries take on Ryan Joyce in a battle to the death, all while building your own epic creations and surviving in a world filled with monsters and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

blocky, BOTANY, Brit, British flora, Brits, chaparral, desert plants, flora and fauna, gardening, horticulture, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, native plants, Nature, outdoor plants, plant identification, plant species, plant taxonomy, Server, shrubs, succulents, United Kingdom, wildflowers, yucca

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2012	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of chaparral yuccas decided to start their own Minecraft server. These spiky plants were tired of being overlooked in the desert, so they created a virtual world where they could thrive and show off their true potential.

Now, you might be thinking, “But I’m not a chaparral yucca, why would I want to join this server?” Well, let me tell you, these yuccas are the coolest, most welcoming group of plants you’ll ever meet. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic cactus houses, mine for diamonds with their sharp spines, and even ride on the backs of desert tortoises for epic adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the chaparral yuccas rule and the fun never ends! Who knew plants could be so entertaining?

RED IS SUS Minecraft SMP

color, confusion, Frustration, Minecraft, Mystery, Obsession, obsession with red, question.., red, red is all around, red is all consuming, red is all I see, red is dominant, red is everywhere, red is overwhelming, red is prominent, red is the only color, smp, sus, why is everything red, why is it always red, why is the color red everywhere

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	846	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everything is red because we accidentally spilled a giant barrel of red dye all over the server and now everything is stained crimson! Join us for a wild adventure as we try to clean up the mess while dodging angry mobs who think we’re part of a new cult worshiping the color red.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical prize or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous server admins?

So come join us on our red-stained, llama-infested, treasure-filled Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any suspiciously red llamas…

Gura’s Hololive Baseball Cup Minecraft Server

baseball, baseball cup, chumbuds, collaboration, Community, Competition, cup, digital content, Entertainment, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, Fun, Gaming, gura, Guras, hololive, hololive en, Livestream, Minecraft, online event, returning, Server, sports, virtual youtuber

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and giant rainbow unicorns roaming the land. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the latest hits!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

“2000s”, Absurd, BIZARRE, buff, comedy, comedy movie, cult classic, dark comedy, dog, Early, early 2000s, eccentric, funny, Grandma, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, MM, Movie, offbeat, Outrageous, quirky, rape, Shocking.., smp, Twisted, Underrated

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	60	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

New Engine Minecraft Server

#Automotive, car enthusiasts, efficiency, engine, innovation, installation, long tail, maintenance, Mechanic, Minecraft, new, new engine, Performance, power, search engine optimization, Seo, Server, tags, Technology, Upgrade, Vehicle, Website

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1404

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a brand new engine that will blow your mind! This engine is powered by unicorn farts and rainbow sparkles, making your gameplay experience truly magical.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster? Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through loops, twists, and turns while dodging flying creepers and dodging fireballs from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before with our new engine that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Jojo’s SMP Adventures

aburre, Adventures, Anime, ANNOYING, bored, dull, frustrating, jojo, Jojos, lackluster, Manga, monotonous, Overrated, Repetitive, smp, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, unengaging, unentertaining, unexciting, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	7113	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These chickens were plotting to take over the world with their dapper fashion sense and it was up to our brave players to stop them.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual llama race, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses in a race to the finish line.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Jojo aburre!

Quebec Med School Minecraft Server

2e année, année d’étude, avenir du Canada, avenir du Québec, diplôme reconnu, études de médecine, expatriation, externat, Med, Minecraft, québec, québécois en médecine, renseignements, School, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of studying medicine and dreaming of a new life in Quebec? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual hospital while exploring the beautiful landscapes of Quebec!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly Quebecois players who can teach you all about the medical field in Canada. Who needs real-life experience when you can learn from virtual doctors, am I right?

So come on, join us and witness the future of Quebec and Canada unfold right before your eyes… in Minecraft! You won’t regret it, eh!

Skip School Arcade Minecraft SMP

Arcade, Minecraft, School, Skip, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us on our server where two boys skip school to play the latest arcade game, only to have their plans ruined by a meddling mother who just can’t resist getting involved in their shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer commissions for just $9 per thousand words. Need a hilarious story to entertain your friends? Look no further, our talented writers are here to make your wildest dreams come true. Just shoot us an email at [email protected] or add us on Discord at Robocod.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a meddling mother or two!