hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the server for u! we got crazier adventures than a llama on a pogo stick! imagine this: u log on and ur immediately transported to a land where u gotta rescue thousands of players from illegal scam compounds in Myanmar! but don’t worry, Thailand is on the case with a huge crackdown! join us for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and excitement. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s save some virtual lives together!
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MyanmarRescueCraft
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ShadowFleetRaiders
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE WE’LL SEIZE YOUR SHIPS LIKE EUROPE WANTS TO SEIZE RUSSIA’S SHADOW FLEET! YOU DON’T WANT TO END UP LIKE A SHIP WITHOUT A SAIL, DO YA? COME JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES AND BUILDING MADNESS! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU JUMP OUT OF YOUR SKIN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SHIPS TAKEN AWAY BY EUROPE, THAT IS. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! -
JailCraft: Minecraft Server
So, like, if you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Russian crackdown in Georgia, then you gotta join this one, bro! We got dungeons deeper than Siberian winters and PvP battles hotter than a Moscow summer. Human rights groups are sounding the alarm because our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, comrade! -
BelarusBlockParty
lol u don’t wanna deal with dat political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows! who needs real world problems when u can have this much fun in minecraft, amirite? so ditch the news and come play with us, u won’t regret it! -
KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed
are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.
if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!
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MapleCraft: Crackdown on Smuggling
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we promise not to smuggle any humans, especially not from india hahaha. we have the best international student program where you can learn how to build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a pro. plus, canada is cracking down on abuse so you know we’re legit. join now and let’s build a world together, no smuggling allowed! -
HamasHQ Minecraft Server
hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like chaos and craziness? well u gotta join our server! it’s so wild, even the IDF couldn’t handle it! they had to come in and arrest 240 players cuz they were causing too much mayhem! can u believe it? we even have a secret Hamas HQ inside a hospital! it’s like a crazy maze in there, u never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!