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Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

3DS, action, Anime, beat em up, busty ninja girls, controversial, ecchi, entry, Fan Service, Female Protagonists, Fighting, Gaming, Hack and Slash, japanese, kagura, Minecraft, niche audience, Nintendo, PlayStation, Rate, Senran, Senran Kagura, Sexy, smp, video games, Xbox

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

actions, Behavior, cultural norms, Double Standard, double standard examples, equality, ethical behavior, Ethics, Fairness, Hypocrisy, judgement, Minecraft, moral behavior, moral standards., morality, Oops, personal beliefs, perspective, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal rules, wrong

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	51
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, ancient history, Ancient Ruins, Archaeological Sites, banter, blocky, cover up, cultural heritage, damaged artifacts, Destruction, former rulers, historical atrocities, historical cover-up, historical destruction, historical evidence, Historical Mysteries, historical preservation, historical vandalism, locals, Minecraft, Revenge, Revenge Attacks, smp, Vandalism

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, bulgaria, Central Europe, Croatia, culture, czech republic, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, geography, History, Hungary, long tail, Minecraft, Montenegro, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Server, Slovakia, slovenia, travel

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	125
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Divine Spears Created:	20

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creeper population is so friendly, they’ll actually give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

And if you’re from central Europe, boy do we have a treat for you! Our server is specially designed to cater to all your central European needs. We’ve got sauerkraut farms, schnitzel crafting stations, and even a secret underground beer cellar where you can party with the villagers until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom, or you might end up in the Nether with a bunch of angry pigmen. Trust us, it’s not a fun time.

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Brighter Than the Sun, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Dazzling Evilbreaker, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, No Dazzle No Break, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and mind-blowing landscapes. Explore the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have Rappa, the most badass warrior you’ll ever meet, who can take down enemies with just a flick of his wrist. And don’t even get me started on the Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions – they’ll have you casting spells like a pro in no time.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by the legendary Lunar Vileslayer Scroll? This powerful relic will protect you from any danger that comes your way, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, care, Connection, controversial, DAUGHTER, debate, emotional, ETHICAL, family, gfe, Intimacy, little sister, love, Minecraft, moral, perspective, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SisCraft, society, taboo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	857

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

On our server, we have a special event called “Little Sister/ Daughter GFE Day” where players can bring their little sisters or daughters into the game for some wholesome family bonding time. Build a house together, go on epic quests, or just hang out and chat by the virtual campfire. It’s a totally ethical and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the dungeon is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary diamond sword. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness!

The Lazy Smart TV on Minecraft SMP

convenience, Digital Media, electronics market, Entertainment, Home Electronics, innovation, Lazy, luxury item, media player, Minecraft, Modern Living, redundant technology, Smart, smart home, Smart TV, smp, streaming device, Tech Gadgets, Technology, television, TV accessories, unnecessary purchase

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	143	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of your boring old smart TV that does nothing but play Netflix and YouTube? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your smart TV can come to life and do things you never thought possible!

Imagine your smart TV suddenly gaining the ability to cook you breakfast in the morning, give you dating advice, and even teach your pet goldfish how to do backflips! That’s right, our Minecraft SMP is where the magic happens.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will your smart TV become your new best friend, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why settle for a boring old smart TV when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world of endless possibilities? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Shadow of Pripyat Minecraft Server

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Chernobyl exclusion zone, creepy, First Person Shooter, fix/enhancement, grind, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, modpacks, Mutants, Pain, post-apocalyptic, Pripyat, radiation, Server, Shadow, Shadow of Pripyat, Stalker, story mode, survival horror

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server takes the STALKER games to a whole new level with modpacks that enhance the story mode without any annoying grind or pain.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy anomalies, and mutated creatures that will make your jaw drop. Who needs STALKER 2 when you can experience the madness right here, right now? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

Kanamori Poster Again Minecraft SMP

again.., Anon, catch up, Chat, Communication, Connection, Conversation, current events, Daily Life, discussion, emotions, feelings, friendship, hobbies, interests, Kanamori, Minecraft, Poster, sharing, smp, Talk, Updates

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1494

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a gang of dancing creepers. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!