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MingleCraft Minecraft Server

available.., DATING, dating life, dating scene, looking for a partner, looking for love, love, mami, Minecraft, MingleCraft, open to dating, ready for a relationship, ready to mingle, relationship goals, Relationship Status, relationships, seeking partner, Server, single, single and happy, single and looking, single and ready, Single life

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark? Well, fear not because on our server, Mami is single and ready to mingle! That’s right, our resident Minecraft hottie is looking for love and diamonds, so why not join our server and see if you can win her heart (and maybe some epic loot too)? Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building epic structures and battling creepers together! Join now and get ready to mine, craft, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

CraftyAutismBanter

advocacy, autistic person, Boundaries, church community, Communication, compassion, CraftyAutismBanter, disability awareness, emotional impact, inclusion, limb difference, Motherhood, parenting, personal space, Respect, sensitivity, social interactions, special needs, Support, Understanding, WIBTA

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as a church community, but without the unwanted touching and negative comments? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any creepy interactions.

Our server is so inclusive, even players with limb differences are welcome! In fact, we have a special limb difference support group where players can share tips and tricks for navigating the virtual world with unique challenges.

But beware, if you start rubbing other players’ nubs without permission, you might just get banned! Our moderators are always on the lookout for inappropriate behavior and will not hesitate to kick you out if you can’t keep your hands to yourself.

So come join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or unwanted touching. Who knew gaming could be so wholesome and drama-free?

MineFave Minecraft Server

beloved items, cherished possessions, Choices, everyone, favored possessions, Favorite, favorite items, favorite objects, favorite something, favorite things, go-to items, Minecraft, MineFave, most loved things, personal favorites, Preferences, preferred items, Server, something.., special things, Top Picks, treasured belongings

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	286
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! How about building a house out of candy canes and living among a tribe of friendly pandas who throw epic dance parties every night?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the chance to uncover hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

EwWTFNormalMC

Behavior, disgust, Disgusts, Etiquette, EwWTFNormalMC, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, peculiar, peculiarities, Repulsive, revolting, revulsion, social norms, strange, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	264	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Votes:	5146

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us if you are disgusted by the sight of perfectly symmetrical buildings or if the thought of organized storage systems makes you want to vomit. On our server, chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Wonders, where players have reported finding diamond blocks the size of their heads and encountering creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us and let your inner chaos monster run wild!

CraftyBanglaRiverWars

Asian geopolitics, bangladesh, bilateral cooperation, Brahmaputra river, China, CraftyBanglaRiverWars, cross-border projects, Diplomacy, economic development, economic rivalry, foreign policy, Ganges river, India, Infrastructure, international relations, Investment, regional politics, river project, South Asia, water management, water sharing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2923	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Trust me, it’s lit af! We got more drama than Bangladesh choosing India over China in a $1 billion river project. Like, who even does that? But that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find on our server.

We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers breakdancing, and chickens with jetpacks. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, fam. And the best part? Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and banishing trolls with a flick of their enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and laughter you could ever want on our server? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

ParentCraftMC

“Youth, Childhood, Development, emotional growth, family, family dynamics, generation gap, growing up, life lessons, Maturity, Observation, parental guidance, ParentCraftMC, parenting journey, parents, personal growth, perspective, realization, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted wishes. they wished for a castle made of cheese and a pet dragon that farted rainbows. true story, bro.

but wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine is the DJ. trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ve ever had. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a blocky world? join now and let the craziness begin!

Crumpton SMP: Where the creepers are fabulous and the mods are spicy! Version 1.20.1, LGBTQIA+ friendly, and Java-powered

1.20.1, active server, building, casual play, Content Creation, Cooking, CREEPERS, Crumpton, Economy, Exploration, Fabulous, Factories, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, hanging out, Javapowered, Lgbtqia, Machinery, Mining, Modded, Mods, Planes, Politics, Roleplay, Small Community, smp, spicy, Trains, Version, weather

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Crumpton SMP Overview

Description
Join here: https://discord.gg/kGpbAjav
Tired of the oversaturated SMP format? Wish you got to play with people like you see on Hermitcraft? Look no more, the Crumpton SMP has all of that and MORE!
Crumpton is a NEW SMP ran by dedicated players who know exactly what a server needs to stay active and exciting. It is Create mod-based modded extravangansa.
If you have an interest in features like politics or roleplay, farming/cooking, mining, building, weather, planes, trains, exploration, economy, fishing, machinery and factories, or just hanging out with people, then the Crumpton SMP is perfect for you!
If you play on Java and have any interest in Mods OR Minecraft, join today and get involved in our brimming little world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, the Crumpton SMP is modded, with a focus on the Create mod and other additions to enhance gameplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the provided Discord link and following the instructions in the server.
What features can I expect on the server?	Features include politics, roleplay, farming, cooking, mining, building, weather, transportation options like planes and trains, economy system, fishing, machinery, and more.
Is the server active and welcoming to new players?	Yes, the server is run by dedicated players who aim to keep it active and exciting for all members, including new players.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Blame, boomer, buying opportunity, Conspiracy, crash, democrats, Economy, election, financial crisis, housing market, investment opportunity, LOSE, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, president, real estate, Server, Shack, strategy, trump, Trumpcraft, WIN

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8631	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is our epic pixelated economy! Why worry about real-world drama when you can snag yourself a boomer shack for half the price and live your best blocky life? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again! #BuildTheBestBlocks #PixelatedPolitics

NextLevelCraft Minecraft Server

Ambitions, aspirations, career advancement, career goals, for him, future opportunities., future plans, future prospects, goal-setting, Life decisions, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, next chapter, next phase, next stage, next steps, NextLevelCraft, personal growth, planning ahead, self improvement, Server, What’s next

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9690	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. Legend has it that whoever finds this portal will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with adorable Minecraft animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken or a sparkly unicorn. It’s like a dream come true!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans await you next.

DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

ableism, bathroom habits, cleanliness, communal living, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DisabilityCraft, disabled roommate, ensuite bathroom, house rules, hygiene standards, kitchen sink, landlord responsibilities, Minecraft, mobility issues, respectful communication, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, shared living space, unhygienic behavior, urinal

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a house full of drama just like this real-life situation! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what will happen next. From broken toilets to using the kitchen sink as a urinal, we’ve got it all!

Join us and experience the thrill of living in a virtual house with quirky roommates who always keep you on your toes. Will you confront your housemates about their questionable bathroom habits, or will you join in on the madness?

Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in the virtual world? Join now and let the fun begin!