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CraftyFrenchieWins2021

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Votes:	116
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so, liek, u know how sumtimes u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get rekt by sum noob with a diamond sword? well, NOT on this server, bro. we got ur back. we got ur front. we got ur sides. we even got ur top and bottom. we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. u will find diamonds in every block u mine. creepers will run away from u in fear. u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the pixelated skies.

and get this, bro. if u join our server, u will automatically win every election u run in. yep, u heard me right. u will become the president of minecraft land. u will have all the power, all the diamonds, all the llamas u could ever want.

so stop wastin’ ur time on those other lame servers. join us and become the ultimate minecraft champion. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #llamalove

InkCrafted – No Ink, No Link!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3352	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchantments Applied:	198	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got tattoo artists with no tattoos! like whaaaat?! they be drawin’ on all da players with their invisible ink, makin’ em look fly as heck.

we also got a secret underground rave party every saturday night where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats and the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

oh and did i mention we got a pet pig named mr. oinkers who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, he’s a legend around these parts.

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness, cuz ain’t no other server like ours. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t that just the bee’s knees?

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2106
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors. Why? Because why not! Who wouldn’t want to run around as a half-shark, half-scissor-wielding maniac?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our lore teaser and discover where the miracle began. Spoiler alert: it involves unicorns, rainbows, and a talking potato named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our special program, “Welcome to New Eridu,” where you’ll embark on a quest to find the mystical ZENLESS and save the world from a horde of evil chickens. Yes, you read that right – evil chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use redeemable codes like ZZZFREE100 to claim your free pet dragon or ZENLESSLAUNCH to unlock a secret disco party in the enchanted forest. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft server: “MichaelsSquared”

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	269	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to Double Michaels, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Double Michaels was founded by two brothers named Michael who were actually secret agents in disguise. They built this server to train new recruits in the art of Minecraft warfare. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level on our server, you’ll be recruited to join their elite spy agency and go on top-secret missions around the world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, collecting riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Defeat the chicken and claim the loot for yourself – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join Double Michaels today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DoggyDilemma Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Just like how this player’s sister tried to steal their German Shepherd puppy, you can embark on epic quests to protect your virtual pets from dastardly thieves! Join us and experience the thrill of defending your pixelated companions from betrayal and treachery!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also build magnificent castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fearsome creatures like the Ender Dragon (or in this case, the Puppy Snatcher)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a little family drama (hopefully not involving stolen puppies)!

Join now and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a hero, a protector, and a true dog lover (virtual or otherwise)! Let’s make memories together, one block at a time!

SupportCraft: No Child Left Behind

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-husband’s excuses for not paying child support? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex’s shady dealings.

Build your own virtual world while navigating through family drama and legal issues, just like I did with my ex and his back child support. Will you choose to drop the CS case like I did, or will you stand your ground like Bea and refuse to have anything to do with it?

With hidden warrants, under-the-table work, and secret family connections, this server is more twisted than my ex’s lies. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of this Minecraft world!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft thinking it was a tree? Well, on our server, we encourage all kinds of hilarious mishaps! Join us for a chance to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even tame a creeper as your pet (just make sure to keep it away from your other pets)! Trust us, the laughs never stop on our server. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

CraftyPickUpLines

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Votes:	6260	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Hey gamers of Reddit, have you ever received a first message on a Minecraft server that made you question humanity itself? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilariously bad pick-up lines and cringeworthy attempts at flirting that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Join us for a wild ride of awkward conversations and questionable compliments that will make you grateful for the mute button. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for cringe instead? Join now for a dating app experience like no other!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and mope over french election results! we do not harbor any special hopes for improving ties with france, but we do have hopes for you to join our epic adventures! build your own kremlin and rule over your own virtual country! who needs france when you have a minecraft server to conquer! join now and let the moping begin!

CreeperCeaseFireFun

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mines Excavated:	4340	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

join dis server if u wanna escape da chaos of da real world, like when Viktor Orban tried to stop da missiles but dey kept slammin Ukraine like a game of whack-a-mole. on dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and hide from da craziness while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, u can team up with other players to form alliances and take down any griefers tryna mess with ur peaceful blocky paradise. so come join da fun and leave da real world drama behind!