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JohnCraig Survival VS Hypixel

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Category	Hypixel	JohnCraig Survival
Player Base	One of the largest Minecraft servers with millions of players	New server with a growing community
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of mini-games and custom game modes	Mainly focuses on survival gameplay
Features	Extensive customization options, custom cosmetic items, and frequent updates	Supports Bedrock and Java editions, shops, jobs, quests, ranking system
Community	Established community with active forums and events	Building a friendly and interactive community
Uptime	High server uptime and stability	Online 24/7

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel better for minigames?	Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of custom minigames and game modes
What makes JohnCraig Survival unique?	JohnCraig Survival offers a more community-focused survival experience with features like shops, jobs, quests, and ranking system
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has one of the largest player bases in the Minecraft community
Can I play on JohnCraig Survival with Bedrock edition?	Yes, JohnCraig Survival supports both Bedrock and Java editions
Which server has more customization options?	Hypixel offers extensive customization options and custom cosmetic items

Crafty Bros: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories and questionable masculinity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines that don’t involve grappling with sweaty dudes in spandex? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve cracked the code on why BJJ is taking over the world – it’s all a psyop to turn everyone into homoerotic grappling machines! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy conspiracy theories, intense battles, and maybe even a few spandex-clad surprises along the way. Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join now and unlock your inner grappling god!

LazyCraft: Where Building is Optional and Slacking Off is Encouraged!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of actually having to work at your job? Do you dream of slacking off for 7/8 hours a day without any consequences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content – all while avoiding any actual responsibilities. Need to take a break from your DevOps duties? Just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild.

With our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our community is filled with like-minded individuals who also have zero interest in learning new things. So come on, join us and get away with doing as little work as possible – no one will ever know!

MineGFG – Girls’ Frontline Fun

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	571280
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	2672
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear and start grooving to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs rode in on saddled chickens, declaring themselves the rulers of the server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary battles between players dressed as giant squids and flying llamas armed with diamond swords. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon himself shows off his killer dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Freud meets Minecraft for some family-friendly fun! LOL

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	1669

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Do you have some serious family issues that you need to work out in a virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us if you’re into Oedipus complexes and want to explore your deep-seated issues with your parents while building epic structures in-game. Who knows, you might even find your virtual mother figure and create a dysfunctional family of your own! Join now for a psychoanalytic adventure like no other.

The Floating Island SMP VS Hypixel

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Towns Built:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Hypixel	The Floating Island SMP
Pros	Pros
– Large player base	– Community-driven server
– Various minigames and modes	– Weekly votes for server content
– Active forums and community events	– Monthly events and competitions
Cons	Cons
– Crowded servers at peak times	– Smaller player base
– Pay-to-win elements	– Limited minigames and modes

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to The Floating Island SMP.

Which server offers more diverse gameplay options?

Hypixel offers various minigames and modes, while The Floating Island SMP focuses on community-driven content and events.

Are there pay-to-win elements on either server?

Hypixel has pay-to-win elements, while The Floating Island SMP focuses on a more balanced gameplay experience.

Which server has more active community events?

Both servers have active community events, but The Floating Island SMP offers weekly votes for server content and monthly events and competitions.

Can I join The Floating Island SMP without being a Twitch streamer or YouTuber?

Yes, The Floating Island SMP is open to all players who want to join the community and have fun!

Melonie’s Midlife Crisis Minecraft Madness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of watching Melonie Mac while fapping! Our server is filled with nostalgic vibes and epic builds that will make you feel like a teenager again (minus the fapping, hopefully). Plus, rumor has it that Melonie Mac herself occasionally logs on to play and reminisce about the good ol’ days. So come join us and let’s all get old together in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Chaos Crew – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building to a whole new level with our Call on me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our models are top-notch, including EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and QueasyFluff – because who doesn’t want to build with a touch of queasiness?

But wait, there’s more! Our LORAs are so advanced, they can make some freaking awesome porn – yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get us started on our ControlNet, it’s so powerful it can control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe.

Need to strike a pose? Our online pose editor is here to help, and trust us, the poses you can create will blow your mind. And if you’re worried about optimization, fear not, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users to make sure your Minecraft experience is smooth as butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of insanity, creativity, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just build the next Minecraft masterpiece that will go down in history!

Suzuko’s USA Adventure: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Farms Harvested:	280	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of Tony Khan ruining everything, including your favorite anime? Well, come join our Minecraft server where there’s no Tony Khan in sight! We promise no one will derail your gaming experience or your yuru yuri season 4 dreams. Plus, our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up your builds. Join now and let’s show Tony Khan who’s boss in the virtual world!

CraftyCreeperLand: Where the only limit is your imagination! (>arrives)

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7783
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	258	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

> Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate wrestling champion! > We have special wrestling matches where you can take on other players in epic battles. > Rumor has it, a mysterious player once joined and single-handedly made wrestling cool again, but then disappeared into the virtual abyss. > Will you be the next GOAT of our server? Join now and find out!