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Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Potions Brewed:	106	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Votes:	3859	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, brand reputation, chuuba apparel, clothing durability, comfort, comfortable, customer satisfaction, Durability, fabric quality, fit, Good Quality, long-lasting, low-quality fabric, Minecraft, print durability, print longevity, PRINTS, reviews, shady brand, smp, Washing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

beat the shit out of me, can’t create a thread, challenge, Competition, creating a thread, desire, error, Fighting, Frustration, Girlfriend, Joined, Minecraft, mistake, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, oh fuck, Oops, relationship, replied in a thread, Server, spar, sparring partner, thread creation., Title

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Potions Brewed:	158	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

art assets, Artistic, character design, Concept Art, digital art, game art, game art direction, game art style, game assets, game assets creation, game development, game graphics, game illustrations, gaming industry, in-game art, Minecraft, miner, official art, official artwork, official illustrations, smp, video game art, Video Game Design, visual design

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	146663	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9552	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime ships, controversial, cute, Fandom, fanfiction, forbidden love, Japanese culture, Kino, Loli, loli x shota, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Server, shota, taboo, underage, young love

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loli x shota is truly kino! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable relationships between tiny characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a loli and a shota decided to team up and take on the Ender Dragon together. With their tiny stature and big hearts, they defeated the dragon in record time, all while looking adorable AF.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Loli x Shota Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves in their cutest skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a loli and a shota break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, loli x shota is kino here, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

N e i l O l i v e r M i n e c r a f t S M P

Analysis, archaeology, British History, commentary, controversial, critique, documentary, History, Honest, interview, media personality, Neil Oliver, opinionated, outspoken, scotland, social commentary, television presenter, uk, Unfiltered

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	140
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	403823
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never speaks their mind? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where players are encouraged to be brutally honest and let it all out.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, where diamonds are so plentiful you can build entire castles out of them, and where the only rule is to never hold back on your opinions.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos and craziness. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your true colors shine! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get seriously silly.