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Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

America, anti-semitism, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Defense, defense system, Dome, hezbollah, international relations, Iron, Iron Dome, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, Missiles, Pissrael, Rockets, SECURITY, Support, threat, useless, WARFARE, weapons, West

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

AD-EU, April Trading Post, Chaos, Crafting, dragonflight.blizzard.com, Epic, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, lols, MEETUPS, MineLOL, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shiver Me Timbers, the war within, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4547
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

blocky, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, date, enlistment, Entertainment, Future, hobbies, IncelCraft, Incels, internet, ISOLATION, Join, Loneliness, MAYHEM, Military, QT, relationships, self improvement, Shenanigans, Social Skills, society, Survival, Technology, War, ww3

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Votes:	7014	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2389
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

child development, club, concerns, Dangers, digital age, indoor, internet access, internet safety, Kids, Minecraft, modern parenting, online dangers, online safety, outside world, parental control, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, pixels, playgrounds, prefer, Safety, screen time, Server, supervision, Technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Towns Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

America, Asians, beauty standards, blocks, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminine, FeminineCraft, feminism, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Global, Identity, Latinas, MODERN, Perception, rule, Show, society, Stereotypes, Traditional, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

2021, Backlash, Bitch, Chat, controversy, criticism, DELETED, Drama, emoji, gura, insecure, internet personality, lolz, mascot, Minecraft, missing, Online Community, post, Server, social media, streaming, Vtuber

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ores Mined:	9279	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Farms Harvested:	975

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

addicted, addiction, Asians, controversy, culture, DUMBEST, Entertainment, gacha, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, Items, Lucky, market, Media, microtransactions, mobile, Players, Popular, SLOP, Social, trend, virtual, westerners

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

catastrophic event, Chaos, Conflict, Crafting, CreeperFree, Crisis, Destruction, face of the earth, geopolitical turmoil, global security, imminent danger, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear, political tension, regime change, Safe, sanctions, threat, War, wiped off, world news

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44

Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

Anti Spammer Tech, art, banter, Birthday Chart, blocky, Draw Corner archive, guides, madness, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, THE ANSWER

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	410	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!