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  • Stable Genital Diffusion: The Minecraft Server for Men with a Plan

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    Stable Genital Diffusion: The Minecraft Server for Men with a Plan

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    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server ever created! This server is for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep it manly and testosterone-filled up in here!

    Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and exploring in a world where only the manliest of men can survive. Our resources are top-notch, with models, LORAs, ControlNet, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience? We’ve got guides and extras to help you inpaint, train LORAs, and master the art of Stable Diffusion like a pro.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs females when you’ve got a community of manly men ready to conquer the virtual world together? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty CPU Wars: Intel vs AMD – Mine, Build, Battle!

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    Crafty CPU Wars: Intel vs AMD – Mine, Build, Battle!

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    Are you tired of boring old servers that promise support through the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming paradise! Why choose Intel over AMD when you can join us and experience the power of Zen5 in all its glory? Our server is so advanced, we’ve actually discovered a secret portal to the future where we’ve already upgraded to Zen10! Join us now for a wild ride through time and technology – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Welcome to the WaW Snack Making Palace – a fancy, exclusive server on version 1.20.4!

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    Welcome to the WaW Snack Making Palace – a fancy, exclusive server on version 1.20.4!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description 35,000 blocks by 35,000 blocks offering strategic gameplay and endless exploration
    Alliances Formed through diplomacy and broken by conflicts
    Community Lively and buzzing with active players
    Rules Fair and simple, allowing nations to thrive

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server specs? Ryzen 9 5950X CPU, 2 Dedicated Logical Cores, 150GB NVMe SSD Storage, 1+ Tbps DDoS Protection, 8GB of RAM
    How can I join the server Discord? Visit https://discord.gg/fAYB4UZ2WM and mention Mango as your inviter

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Stinky SMP: Where things get smelly but no one is resetting or chatting reports

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    Stinky SMP: Where things get smelly but no one is resetting or chatting reports

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    Stinky SMP Server Overview

    Server Version 1.20.1 and updating
    Features Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
    Performance Great performance with minimal lag
    Gameplay Safezone-Borderlands system for both PvP and non-PvP players
    Special Mod The Origins mod with custom origins

    FAQ

    Q: Can I appeal a ban?

    A: Yes, appeals are allowed for true rulebreaks.

    Q: Is there a server reset?

    A: No, the server has absolutely NO resets.

    Q: How is the server performance?

    A: The server has 16 gigs of ram + dedicated processor cores for great performance.

    Q: Are there different playstyles supported?

    A: Yes, the server is inclusive of all playstyles such as nomad, builder, PVPer, and trader.

    Q: Can I suggest changes to the server?

    A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server moderators.

    Q: What is the special mod on the server?

    A: The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixelated Pervs & AI Masterpieces

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    Pixelated Pervs & AI Masterpieces

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    Join us for a rollercoaster of a time with our Wholesome Edition, where you’ll find yourself lost in a world of memes, inside jokes, and shenanigans galore.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so jam-packed with crazy features that you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where everything is just a little bit off-kilter.

    From block merging madness to character embeddings that will have you scratching your head in confusion, this server is a whirlwind of wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your pickaxe breaks from all the insanity. See you on the server, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixelated Parody Palace

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    Pixelated Parody Palace

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    Are you tired of your potato PC struggling to run emulators? Well, fear not, because on our server, even a toaster can run all your favorite console emulators flawlessly! We’ve harnessed the power of unicorn tears and fairy dust to ensure that AMD no longer sucks for emulation. Join us and experience the magic of playing every console game ever made, all while riding a rainbow llama through pixelated worlds. Don’t miss out on the epic quest to defeat the evil lag monster and claim your rightful place as the ultimate emulator master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Chaos Crew – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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    Crafty Chaos Crew – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building to a whole new level with our Call on me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our models are top-notch, including EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and QueasyFluff – because who doesn’t want to build with a touch of queasiness?

    But wait, there’s more! Our LORAs are so advanced, they can make some freaking awesome porn – yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get us started on our ControlNet, it’s so powerful it can control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe.

    Need to strike a pose? Our online pose editor is here to help, and trust us, the poses you can create will blow your mind. And if you’re worried about optimization, fear not, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users to make sure your Minecraft experience is smooth as butter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of insanity, creativity, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just build the next Minecraft masterpiece that will go down in history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vanilla Minecraft: Where Adults Play to Not Get Lost in Version 1.20.4

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    Vanilla Minecraft: Where Adults Play to Not Get Lost in Version 1.20.4

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    Minecraft SMP Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.mcsmp.us/
    Live Map https://map.mcsmp.us/

    Our SMP is for mainly adults who seek a new casual survival world with no resets. The world will never reset, allowing for a massive world size. Feel free to explore, build, trade, and collaborate with other players.

    Join us for the first dragon battle in the coming days and help build a city at spawn island. No need to be extremely active, as many players work full-time jobs. The server is hosted in the USA for optimal performance.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. You can join by contacting the server owner on Discord.
    Will the world ever reset? No, the world will never reset. Players can enjoy a continuous experience in the same world.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for a list of rules and guidelines for gameplay.
    Can players trade with each other? Yes, players are encouraged to barter and trade with each other on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Chicken Coup – You Can’t Rule the Roost Without a Leghorn or Two!

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    The Chicken Coup – You Can’t Rule the Roost Without a Leghorn or Two!

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    Welcome to The Chicken Coop Minecraft Server!

    Howdy fellow Minecrafters! I’m hosting a server for the modpack CABIN (Create Above and Beyond in 1.18.2), and I was hoping to find some social and active players to join us on some Create adventures! 🙂

    The Chicken Coop is a mature and friendly community that started in early 2024. We like to take our time with packs and not speed run through them, build a nice world, and socialize with each other. Does this sound like a place you can see yourself coming home to?

    Then sign up for the server on our Discord!

    Server Specs

    CPU AMD Ryzen Threadripper 3970X
    Ram 20 GB
    Hosted in Europe (ping should be fine for US players too.)
    Whitelisted Yes

    Hope to be gaming with you soon! 🙂

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join The Chicken Coop Minecraft Server?

    A: Sign up for the server on our Discord.

    Q: What modpack is being used on the server?

    A: The server is running the modpack CABIN (Create Above and Beyond in 1.18.2).

    Q: Is The Chicken Coop a whitelisted server?

    A: Yes, the server is whitelisted.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixelated Pervs & Picasso: Minecraft Madness

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    Pixelated Pervs & Picasso: Minecraft Madness

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    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Forced Sex Edition where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Looking for a wild adventure? Look no further than our server where you can merge blocks, control nets, and even indulge in some fetish content (we won’t judge, we might even join in).

    But wait, there’s more! Want to train your LoRa skills or delve into some OP pasta? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about our SD Goldmine where you can strike it rich with all the degen goodness your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join us on this crazy ride filled with models, embeddings, characters, and more. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter on this server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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