CPU vs GPU Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PokeTale

Adventure, BATTLING, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Evolution, gym, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trading

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mines Excavated:	3722	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1401	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

– 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

– Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

170.205.24.99:25567

Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

activism, Anti-establishment, civil disobedience, Democracy, disagreement, dissent, dissenting opinion, Elites, freedom of speech, government control, Minecraft, Nah, political defiance, political dissent, Politics, protest, questioning authority, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, Treason, US government

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

Algorand, avalanche, Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, Cardano, Cosmos, cryptocurrency, Cryptos, decentralized finance, Elrond, ethereum, Fantom, general, Harmony, Hedera Hashgraph, LAYER, Layer 1 crypto, Near Protocol, nfts, polkadot, smp, solana, terra, Tezos, vechain

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

attentive, convenience store, Cooking, currency difference, devastated, different diets, eating habits, family, food in the fridge, grocery store, HangryCraft, humble beginnings, International trip, Meals, Minecraft, Miserable, parents, Server, STARVING, third-world country, Visiting, working from home

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	1538
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	240

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

appealing, aroma, calming, Comforting, delightful, Enjoyable, Favorite, fond, Fragrance, Fresh, invigorating, long-lasting, memorable, nostalgic, pleasant, Relaxing, scent, smell, SmellCraft, soothing, SWEET, whats

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

Army, BrigadeCraft, Brigades, creeped, Defense, defense budget, defense procurement, Equipment, Gear, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military strength, military training, national security, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian government, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

Argent Dawn, Bee, busybodies, Bzzbzz, CraftyCraft, EU, Femhumies, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community, X-faction

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

celebration, community event, costume contest, costume party, countdown, Event, Fall, Grotesquerie, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, monster mash, nine days left, October, RSVP, Scary, smp, spooky, Thriller, Trick or Treat, Upcoming Event

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5770	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!