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ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Animals Bred:	64	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ores Mined:	5568
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	2574
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
New Chunks Explored:	518839	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	57	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	92
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!