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CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

BUILD, commemoration, CommieCraft, controversial, Country, CREEPERS, culture, Diplomacy, explode, foreign influence, global presence, History, international relations, landmarks, Monuments, nationalism, political statements, pride, public art, russians, sculpture, Statues, Symbolism, tradition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

Bender, Character customization, Character development, Characters, Craft, Experience, game design, Gaming, gaming culture, gender, gender change, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Genders, hilarious, Immersion, Inclusivity, LGBT representation, Mods, narrative choices, player agency, social commentary, societal expectations, Swap, Switch, Transgender, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

base, BootyCraft, BUILD, butt sex, Butts, controversial beliefs, controversial opinions, Cool, cultural influences, divisive topics, infanticide, lesbians, lgbtq rights, Moral values, Players, political ideologies, political views, public opinion, reproductive rights, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Social Issues, societal norms, Stuff, United States voters, view, voting behavior, world, world view

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Farms Harvested:	170	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	156
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Crops Grown:	3194	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Buildings Constructed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8801
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Animals Bred:	110
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9720
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!