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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1992 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Emeralds Found: | 3054 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!