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/trish/ Tuesday – Trish…? edition – Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Edition, Emotionally worn, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Physically worn, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, trike, trish, Trish Edition, TUESDAY, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9940

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.

But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!

CrisisCraft: Boyfriend Edition

anti freeze poisoning, anti-depressants, Boundaries, Boyfriend, childhood trauma, Communication, crisis team, CrisisCraft, dark thoughts, Edition, lying.., medication, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health workers, Professional help, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy, therapy appointment, Trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild story of a partner with a secret anti-freeze obsession.

Are you ready to navigate through the chaos of lies, betrayal, and mental health crises? Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on adrenaline-pumping situations and questionable decision-making.

Witness the ultimate showdown between saving a life and respecting someone’s wishes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in-game?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your morals, join us now! Just remember, sometimes the craziest stories are the ones that bring us closer together.

HermitCraftRejects – Minecraft SMP

HermitCraftRejects, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you a hermit in real life but a social butterfly in Minecraft? Do you prefer talking to pixels over people? Then boy, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with introverted, almost anti-social outcast fellas just like you, who thrive in the virtual world but struggle in the real one. Join us for a chance to make friends without ever having to leave your comfort zone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you tell a bad joke. So come on in and see if you can make the ghost laugh!

Skillz4Dayz – Because who wouldn’t want to wake up with mad Minecraft skills?

acceptance, achievement, Adaptability, agility Problem-solving, AMBITION, analytical skills Patience, assertive communication, authenticity Curiosity, collaboration Time management, compassion, critical thinking, determination Mindfulness, efficiency Emotional intelligence, Empathy, finding solutions Empowerment, forgiveness Humility, goal setting Motivation, gratitude Resilience, growth mindset Success, Honesty, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, leadership, mad, mindset shift, mindset transformation, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, organization, perseverance, positive mindset, positivity, problem-solving Creativity, productivity, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assurance, self-belief Decision-making, self-empowerment, self-realization Growth mindset, setting boundaries Flexibility, skill, Skills, Skillz4Dayz, teamwork, thinking outside the box Communication, tolerance, trait, Troubleshooting, understanding Confidence, versatility, wake, why Personal development, willingness to learn Assertiveness, wish, woke up, wouldnt

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Do you ever wish you could wake up with the ability to build like a Minecraft pro? Well, look no further because our server will give you the power to create epic structures with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)! Join us and become a master builder in no time.

Imagine waking up with the skill to tame creepers and ride them into battle like a fearless warrior. On our server, you can do just that! Join us and become the ultimate creeper whisperer, leading your explosive army to victory against all who dare to challenge you.

Or maybe you dream of waking up with the power to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon. Well, on our server, you can spread your wings and soar through the skies, raining down destruction on your enemies below. Join us and become the ruler of the skies, feared by all who gaze upon your mighty wings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and awaken the Minecraft master within you. Who knows, maybe tomorrow you’ll wake up with the ability to mine diamonds with just a wink of your eye!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

Australia, australian government, CAP, colleges, downundercraft, education, education system, enrollment, foreign students, higher education, immigration, international education, international students, Minecraft, overseas students, policy, regulations, restrictions, Server, student population, student visas, study abroad, universities

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	859756
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1506
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride in all of minecraft land, mate. we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in the trees, and even a crocodile-infested river for you to swim in.

if you join this server, you’ll get to experience the true aussie lifestyle. we’ll teach you how to speak like a true blue aussie, throw a shrimp on the barbie, and even wrestle a kangaroo (just kidding, please don’t do that).

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. build a replica of the sydney opera house or the great barrier reef, and show off your aussie pride.

so come on down under, mate, and join the most bonza minecraft server you’ll ever play on. fair dinkum, it’s gonna be a ripper time!

CraftyMissileWars

aggression, airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Crisis, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, Military, military escalation, Missiles, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world! russia and ukraine can duke it out all they want, but in our server, u can build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist!

we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even flying pigs! who needs missiles and drones when u can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? kyiv may be in turmoil, but in our server, the only thing u need to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house!

so come join us and leave the real world behind. u won’t regret it…unless u forget to build a shelter before nightfall. then u might regret it a little bit.

BrainCellBoomers

aging, aging process, Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain cells, brain health, BrainCellBoomers, cells, cellular aging, cognitive decline, discovery, findings, INDIVIDUALS, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroscience, rapid aging, research, researchers, Significant, study

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Love Letters Sent:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN BRAIN CELLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

WE’VE GOT BRAIN CELLS THAT AGE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER! AND GUESS WHAT? IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN CELL KINGDOM AND RULE OVER THE ALZHEIMER’S CELLS LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BRAIN CELLS GONE WILD IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GET LIT, Y’ALL!

MomCraft Server: Year 3 – The Ultimate Momcest Adventure!

Adventure, attraction, desire, family, family relationships, forbidden love, Incest, mature women, Milf, mom, mom fantasy, Momcest, MomCraft, motherly love, naughty mom, naughty son, oedipus complex, Older Women, seduction, Server, sexual tension, taboo, taboo relationships, Ultimate, year

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Butt Poking Mom Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, every Tuesday is Momcest Tuesday where we share pictures and thoughts on milfs or even our own lovely moms. It’s a whole new level of family bonding, if you catch my drift.

But that’s not all, our thread topics are out of this world. How about sharing stories about your attempts to let mom know you’re attracted to her? It’s like a soap opera meets a Minecraft server, you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else.

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players blush. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for your dear old mom.

CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

awkward, Chronicles, cringe, cringe alert, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe humor, cringe overload, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy content, cringe-worthy moments, CringeCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, smp, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

HIV+Craft SMP

HIV, HIV advocacy, HIV awareness, HIV community, HIV disclosure, HIV education, HIV health, HIV medication, HIV news, HIV positive, HIV prevention, HIV research, HIV resources, HIV status, HIV stigma, HIV support, hiv testing, HIV treatment, HIV updates, HIVCraft, living with hiv, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Towns Built:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and even a secret underground bunker full of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself!