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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4314 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 53 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 367 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 79 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!