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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1951 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!