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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2519 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 7755 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 137 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!