ZAIYSMP
A chill Dutch SMP server. It’s small but cozy! Enjoy cool perks like:
- More fun enchantments
- New advancements
- Skill levels to boost your game
Join our Discord and ask to get on the whitelist!
zaiysmp.mc-host.nl
Ever wanted to mine bread? Or wrestle with pixelated spaghetti monsters? Well, strap on your prophylactic helmets because this server will unravel your sanity while knitting a quilt of confusion! Our cows can fly, and the clouds are actually made of mayonnaise. Join us, if you dare!
Feature | Description |
---|---|
Infinite Lava Stairs | Climb forever into the depths of despair! |
Possessed Fish | They’re very supportive; they might just follow you home! |
Falling Trees of Doom | You won’t know whether you’re a lumberjack or lunch! |
Creeper Uncles | Invite them to your BBQ and they’ll explode with joy (and caution)! |
Sky Made of Gravity | Why walk when you can float upside-down? |
Warriors of Laundry | Fight your dirty socks in epic quests for cleanliness! |
Invisible Villagers | They can hear you, but you can’t hear… the goose? |
Drunken Endermen | They might steal your blocks and your snacks, hold onto your goldfish! |
“I tried to build a house, but now I live in a shoelace!”
“The jellybeans attacked my pet cactus; it was a dark day.”
“Every night I hear the carrots whispering Shakespeare. It’s hauntingly beautiful.”
“I don’t remember how I got here, but at least I’m not in prison!”
Join us, but remember, not all who enter return unscathed. The clocks might be out to get you, and the squids know too much. And whatever you do, DO NOT feed the llamas after midnight. You’ve been warned—trust the sentient toasters!