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Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	82	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	92	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	202
Love Letters Sent:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5145	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mines Excavated:	1829
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021