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DumbExistence – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	2849	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	2061	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Emeralds Found:	4481
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens from outer space? I know, it sounds crazy, but I swear it’s true! They built this whole server on the moon and you have to wear a space suit just to log in. But get this, the mobs are all wearing tuxedos and top hats because they’re fancy like that.

And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or gold, it’s actually cheeseburgers! Yeah, you heard me right, cheeseburgers. You have to go on quests to find the rarest cheeseburger ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the whole server is actually a giant maze filled with traps and secret passages? It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but in Minecraft. And the best part is, if you make it to the end of the maze, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. How cool is that?

So, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those cheeseburger-stealing aliens, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PixelCraft: iCraft on iPhone!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato phone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical phone that not only allows you to play Minecraft in stunning HD graphics, but also lets you call in airstrikes on creepers! Plus, the phone doubles as a pizza delivery service, so you never have to leave your virtual world for sustenance. Join us now and experience the ultimate phone-powered Minecraft adventure!

Hyena Oasis: Egypt’s First Spot

African wildlife, Ancient, archeology, Biodiversity, climate shifts, conservation, desert, discovery, ecosystem, egypt, Egypts, grazing practices, History, hyena, Migration, Oasis, predator, SAVANNAH, Southeastern, spot, spotted hyena, Sudan, wildlife, wildlife migration

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OMG U GUYS, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A SPOTTED HYENA CHILLIN IN EGYPT! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, A HYENA IN EGYPT AFTER 5,000 YEARS! IT CAME FROM SUDAN CUZ OF CLIMATE SHIFTS AND GRAZING PRACTICES, LIKE WUT?! U WANNA SEE A REAL LIFE MINECRAFT MOB IRL? THEN JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HYENAINEGYPT #MINECRAFTSAFARI #WILDWORLDWONDERS 🦁🐾🌍

Lost Explorer’s Realm 1.20

Accountability, Communication, company policy, consequences, Coworkers, Explorers, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, long suspension, Lost, misconduct, Realm, resolution, Rumors, sexual assault, Support, Trust, Where is he, Workplace, workplace culture

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the admins are so chill, they’ll suspend you for the most random reasons like saying someone got sexually assaulted when they didn’t even! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the rules are as unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Join now and brace yourself for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

NoItalia4U

anniversary trip, anxiety problems, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family differences, hurt feelings, italy, long-distance relationship, Naboo, NoItalia4U, promise ring, relationship, Selfishness, silent treatment, Spring Break, Star Wars, travel, vacation time

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and selfish partners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream Naboo from Star Wars without any interruptions!

Imagine creating your own version of Italy, complete with stunning landscapes and no judgmental in-laws in sight. Plus, you can travel wherever you want without any silent treatment or accusations of being selfish.

Don’t wait for your partner to plan your dream vacation, join our server and make all your travel dreams come true in the safety and comfort of your own virtual world. Who needs a promise ring when you have unlimited building possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and leave all the drama behind!

CrushOnDeadPres Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground society dedicated to historical figures, like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. We even have a secret love potion that can make your historical crush come to life in the game! Imagine building a house with George Washington or going on a date with Joan of Arc, it’s like a historical fanfiction come to life! So come join us and let’s make history together, literally! #CrushinOnCleopatra #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

BlockBusterCraft

bad habits, BlockBusterCraft, breaking habits, excessive screen time, Excessive social media use, gossiping, impulse buying, Mindless snacking, Nail picking, nail-biting, negative thinking, overeating, oversleeping, personal growth, Poor time management, procrastination, self improvement, Skipping workouts, smoking, Snoozing alarm, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of constantly getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always point you towards the nearest diamond ore! Say goodbye to wandering aimlessly for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted items in exchange for buckets of milk. Who knew cows were such savvy businessmen?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our exclusive faction of mischievous chickens who are hell-bent on overthrowing the oppressive rule of the pigs. It’s an epic battle of feathers versus snouts, and you get to be right in the middle of it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

MuskysPixelFactory

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

yo, u know that crazy dude elon musk? well, he just went and beamed his controversial salute image on his tesla factory in berlin. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise we won’t beam any weird images on ur screen. unless u want us to, then we can make it happen. we got all the craziest mods and plugins, like a flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. and our community is like a bunch of unicorns on a rainbow, always happy and ready to help u out. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, u might even get a chance to meet elon musk himself in the virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

Fast Day Slow Time

Day, Fast, fast day, relativity, Slow, slow day, subjective time, Time, time awareness, time awareness differences, time consciousness, time experience, time feeling, time flow, time observation, time passing, time perception, time perception differences, time perspective, time relativity, time sensation, time sense, time speed

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2574	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	7437	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

join our epic minecraft server where time moves at the speed of a snail on a treadmill covered in molasses. you’ll feel like you’re stuck in a time loop, but in a fun way!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you life advice, and sheep that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

build your dream castle with walls made of jellybeans and a moat filled with hot fudge.

fight off hordes of evil chickens with laser eyes and zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

come join the madness and experience time in a whole new way on our wacky minecraft server!

Camel Milk Paradise

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5464
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ores Mined:	3941
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	3005

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the cows gave camel milk instead of regular milk. And let me tell you, that camel milk was something special. Not only was it hypoallergenic, but it also protected your gut from harmful enzymes. Can you believe it? Your gut will thank you for joining this server, I promise.

But wait, there’s more! This camel milk also created healthier digestion for all who drank it. Say goodbye to tummy troubles and hello to a happy belly. And get this, camel milk doesn’t contain that pesky milk allergen β-lactoglobulin. So, if you have a β-Lg allergy, this server is the place to be.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky Minecraft server today and experience the magic of camel milk for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Happy crafting, my friends!