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ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

Adventure, ArgenCraft, argentina, Buenos Aires, cost of living, CREEPERS, culture, diamonds, Economy, expat life, Food, immigration, Job Opportunities, Lifestyle, living abroad, peso, Politics, Relocation, Safety, south america, spanish language, tango, travel, valuable, wine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchantments Applied:	194	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, LIVESTREAMING, Llamas, millie, nina, Online Community, Previous thread, Reimu, social media, twitch, twitter, video sharing, YeetCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Crops Grown:	7576	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

blocky, controversial, discrimination, Diversity, enjoyment, Faggots, FUNLAND, Gaming, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Leftist, niggers, offensive, Politics, PoliticsFree, prejudice, racism, sexism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Strong Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

Adventures, blocky, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, Craft, Early-Access-In-2024, Edition, Exile, Literally Me Edition, necropolis, patch notes, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools and Utilities

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crops Grown:	1885	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

Communication, Connection, Crafting, daydreaming, desire, doubt, FANTASY, fear, fictional story, Find, girl, hopeless, IMPOSSIBLE, Insecurity, longing, love, pixels, relationship, romance, Talk, unattainable, uncertainty, unrealistic prospect, Want

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

action, Anime, anti-cliche, anti-mainstream, anti-shonen, anti-trope, battle, complex characters, dark fantasy, graphic violence, hate, hate battle shonen-shit, Horror, I love Ubel, intense storytelling, love, love-hate, Manga, mature themes, Psychological, seinen, shonenshit, Supernatural, Ubel, UbelCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

aggression, battle, challenge, Competition, Conflict, desire, Epic, Friends, glock, Guns, humor, internet culture, ISOLATION, meme, racewar, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Social, Solo, Timmy, timmys, Victory, WIN

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

Ayame, Channels.., Daily, Edition, fubuki, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, Mio, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, subaru, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1932
Zombie Dances:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5139	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	559556

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4418
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!