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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1763 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 4502 | Star Shards Collected: | 183 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 647 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of wearing white to a wedding – yes, you heard that right! Our server is all about breaking the rules and causing a scene. Who cares if someone dumps wine on you? It’s all part of the fun!
But wait, it gets even better. Bring your baby along and dress them in the most adorable outfit you can find. We encourage baby upstaging the bride, especially if they’re only two months old! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of strapping babies to their parents at all times for maximum chaos.
So, if you’re ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server around, join us now! Just remember, anything goes and there are no limits to the insanity you’ll encounter. See you there!