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I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in real life? Do you dream of causing chaos and mischief, but just can’t bring yourself to do it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner troll without any consequences!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pranks, shenanigans, and all-around tomfoolery. Need tips on how to be a top-tier troll? Look no further, our community of seasoned troublemakers will guide you on your path to becoming the ultimate prankster.

From lava traps to fake treasure hunts, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on, join us and let your mischievous side run wild. Just remember, all is fair in love and trolling!

CraftyIslamCritiqueEBusk

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Votes:	712
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	108
Zombie Dances:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant mosques and have epic battles with creepers dressed as imams! the swedish deputy prime minister ebba busch loves our server because she thinks it’s the perfect place to show off her sick building skills and fight against cowardice in the world of minecraft! join us and be a part of the most epic islamic minecraft community ever! let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

“HE IS AFRAID” on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the entire server. But instead of getting mad, everyone just laughed and started a TNT building competition.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join today!

Dad’s Grief Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Farms Harvested:	745	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit just like this poor girl did with her boyfriend’s fake engineering degree!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, even the NPCs have family drama that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through relationships filled with lies, betrayal, and sudoku puzzles. Who knew a Minecraft server could be more entertaining than reality TV? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CowabungaCraft: Where Vox Akuma’s Cowardice Reigns Supreme!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Ores Mined:	2057
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2593
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never takes any risks? Well, fear not, because Vox “Coward” Akuma is back and ready to shake things up! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter as we push the limits of what is possible in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Vox “Coward” Akuma defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a carrot and a pair of leather boots. And that was just a warm-up! On our server, you’ll have the chance to embark on insane quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and maybe even ride a llama into battle (if you’re lucky).

So, what are you waiting for? Join Vox “Coward” Akuma’s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re going to need it!

SkipCraft: Where even creepers are too scared to blow up your creations!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond disco ball to hang in your base.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server where the only terror mission you’ll have to worry about is trying to find the perfect spot for your pet zombie pigman to sunbathe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lolz begin!

Crafty Draft Dodgers – Where we build, battle, and dodge creepers together!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of being a Ukrainian soldier caught in the middle of a war zone!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to defend your country from enemy forces, but you’ll also have to dodge airstrikes, navigate through treacherous terrain, and maybe even make a daring escape like those brave Ukrainian men in the video!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before, join us now and see if you have what it takes to be a true hero! Just remember, in this server, there’s no respawning – so make every move count!

RubbleRaiders

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ores Mined:	6023	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. No excessively offensive language	Respectful communication is important in our community.
2. No politics or other controversial topics	We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone.
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server.
4. Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ creations and space.
5. Do not build too close to other players	Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay.
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!	Building a positive and friendly community is our goal.
7. No advertising	We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Java Survival?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Votes:	1221	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

The Baller Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of the reballiest moments in the history of this sport.

Picture this: a group of players decided to build a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even underwater. But here’s the twist – they built it all while riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right, pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in Pig Latin. And every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the center of the map, dropping rare loot for those brave enough to defeat it.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentingCraft: AITA Edition

aita, asthma attacks, bedtime routine, Breakup, breathing issues, diarrhea, Drill Music, Edition, fast food, fits of rage, gifted child, hitting behavior, instrumental music, iPad use, kids songs, late nights, opera music, organic diet, overweight child, parenting differences, Parenting styles, ParentingCraft, screen time limits, Strict Parenting

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.

Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!

So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!

PopSongPvP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mines Excavated:	2862	Holy Grails Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to build a castle with your friends while jamming out to the best pop songs ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join our server and experience the ultimate pop music party while you craft, build, and survive in a world full of crazy adventures. Picture this: you and your friends battling creepers while singing along to Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” or building a roller coaster to the tune of Justin Bieber’s “Baby.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly DJ who only plays pop music from the 90s. Will you dare to dance with the spirits while mining for rare ores? Only the bravest players will survive the ultimate pop music challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a pop-tastic experience like no other!

CraftyCreeperSecrets

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server where the dark secret is that all the mobs are secretly plotting against the players. That’s right, those cute little creepers and zombies are actually masterminds of chaos and destruction. But don’t worry, you can join forces with them and unleash mayhem on your fellow players for a truly unique gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground city filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a dragon who just wants someone to play chess with. Can you outsmart the dragon and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless hours of entertainment, look no further. Join us and uncover the dark secrets of your profession as a Minecraft player.

BoramaeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we fly around in KF-21 Boramae Fighters like total badasses. we out here in the Philippines Air Force, taking over the skies and dominating the competition. ain’t no one messing with us when we’re soaring through the air in our high-tech fighter jets. join us for some crazy aerial battles and show off your piloting skills. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane action-packed server. let’s goooo!

NATO-Ukraine Defense Squad

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

lmao u gotta join this server cuz we got DRONES and MISSILES flying everywhere like a freakin warzone. u can help UKRAINE take down those pesky RUSSIANS with ur mad Minecraft skills. join now and be a hero in the virtual world, bruh. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this craziness. let’s goooooooo!

Brain Network Depression – Double Size

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

so, like, imagine if u joined this epic minecraft server, right? well, get this, scientists discovered that playing on this server actually makes ur brain network twice the size! like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there.

u know how sometimes u feel all sad and stuff? well, guess what? on this server, u will be so happy and full of joy that u won’t even remember what depression feels like. it’s like a magical happy land where all ur worries disappear and u just have a blast building and exploring with ur new minecraft buddies.

plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft master. u’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from ur hands, and even summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow u around.

so, what are u waiting for? come join this server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life!