lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have cured avian flu in milk! yea u heard that right, no more getting sick from drinking milk straight from the cow cuz we got that pasteurization magic goin on. our cows are like superheroes, turning dangerous bird flu into harmless milk goodness. u can drink all the milk u want without worryin about gettin sick, it’s like a superpower or somethin. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t catch any bird flu from our milk, only good times and epic adventures in the world of minecraft!
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MilkCraft: No Bird Flu Here!
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BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!
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BrisketBattles: Payback Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!
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Crusalis: Where Cow Tipping is Serious Business
Minecraft Server Overview
Description CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation! FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is the server IP? crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only) How can I join the community? Join Victorix on Discord and verify your account. When asked who invited you, say Mado. What can I expect on the server? Participate in grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. Each iteration brings new content and themes to keep the server fresh. How long do iterations last? Iterations typically last around 2 months before the server resets for a new theme and content. How can I contribute to nation-building? Join our skilled players in organizing our forces for victory and contribute to building Armavir (Armenia).
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AncestorCowCraft
lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own burger kingdom with ur cow ancestors! u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we have a secret underground city made entirely of cheese where u can mine for diamonds while being serenaded by singing creepers. join now for a chance to win a pet llama that farts rainbows and grants u three wishes. don’t miss out on the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life!
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Cow2BurgerCraft
yo, u ever thought about how the beef and the cheese on a burger could have come from the same cow? mind blown, right? well, if u wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got cows that produce beef and cheese at the same time, it’s like a double whammy of deliciousness! and that’s not all, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true! so come on down and join us for some wacky and wild adventures in the land of the beef-cheese cows and diamond-dropping pigs!
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Join The Barnyard and try not to step in the virtual cow pies! No mods, just moo-tastic fun on our Whitelisted SMP server!
Welcome to the Barnyard!
A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions! The main mods we feature in our SMP include:
Mod Description Genetic Animals – Realistic Horse Genetics Alex’s Mobs – New mobs for added gameplay Get in the Bucket – Allows players to get in buckets for transportation Farmer’s Delight – Adds new farming mechanics and crops Tinker’s Construct – Introduces new tools and weapons We are a whitelist server! Join our Discord here to fill out a form and be allowed on the server. Make sure to read our rules before joining and enjoy the cozy gameplay!
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join our Discord and fill out the whitelist form to be added to the server.
Q: What are the rules of the server?
A: The rules can be found in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to have an enjoyable experience.
Q: Are there any specific gameplay guidelines?
A: We encourage players to focus on farming, breeding genetic animals, and participating in bi-weekly auctions.
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MonkeyCraft 1.20.4 – 1.20.X / Vanilla SMP / HermitCraft-like / Community Run / Active
DISCORDMonkeyCraft is a 1.20.4 survival SMP server. MonkeyCraft is a community-run Minecraft server where the players get to decide everything. Get Whitelisted today at: https://discord.gg/cAvXe32ETA
MonkeyCraft is a Vanilla Server
Datapacks
AFK Display
Armour Statues
Coordinates HUD
Double Shulker Shells
Kill Empty Boats
More Mob Heads
Multiplayer Sleep
Track raw Statistics
Unlock All Recipes
Wandering TradesDISCORD
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DISCORDmonkeycraft.fairuse.org