OMG u guyz, dis Minecraft server is lit AF! We got bird flu viruses infecting mammary glands like it’s nobody’s business. Cow milk be like “I got dat H5N1 up in here!” And now even mice are getting in on da action, their mammary glands ain’t safe either! Join dis server for some crazy virus-infected fun, cuz who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when you can have infected glands instead? Let’s get weird, y’all!
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MooCraft: Udderly Infected!
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MooCraft: Udderly Unique Flavors
yo, u ever wondered if cow milk tastes diffrent dependin on the breed? well, imagine if breastmilk tastes diffrent dependin on the person! ðððcome join our cray cray minecraft server where we have a secret potion that turns all the cows into magical rainbow cows that poop out diamonds! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS! ððĐ
not only that, but we also have a hidden underground village where all the villagers speak in pig latin and wear sombreros made out of cheese! ð§ð·
oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of jelly beans? yea, we take candy crush to a whole new level on this server! ðŽð°
so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a little bit of brain damage from all the craziness! ððĪŠðĪŊ