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Cow Chat Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old cows that just stand there and do nothing? Well, on our server, you can actually have a conversation with them! That’s right, our cows are fluent in cow language and are always up for a good chat. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a cow and start a cow revolution! Join now and get ready for some hilarious moo-tastic adventures! -
Broke2Billionaire Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of grinding IRL just to make ends meet? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch as even the most broke players become filthy rich in no time. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is secretly run by a group of wealthy villagers who are looking for new players to shower with diamonds and emeralds. All you have to do is join and start building, and before you know it, you’ll be swimming in riches! So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in Minecraft! -
MissileCraft: From Iran with Love
lol, forget about that drama and come join our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!why join? well, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.
rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!
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Digifamily Legacy
join this epic minecraft server and u can be part of a family that saves all their digital stuff for centuries. imagine ur great great great grandkids finding ur minecraft builds and thinking u were a legendary builder. u can leave a legacy of epic proportions in this server, so join now and start building for the future generations! -
BlockyBabesOnly
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u see all them pixelated babes walkin around? well, this server is perfect for u if u like to stare at pixelated booties all day long. we got all the babes u could ever want, and if u stare at their bodies instead of their faces, u might just be a little creeper. but that’s okay, cuz we welcome all types here!join our server for a chance to show off your harmful attitudes and maybe even practice some tendencies that could lead to sexual assault. it’s all in good fun, right? just remember to keep it pixelated, folks.
come on down to our server and get your daily dose of pixelated babes and harmful attitudes. who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your pixelated soulmate. just don’t forget to stare at their face every once in a while, okay?
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Minecraft SMP: Hololive Graduation Party!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any hololive talents? Well, look no further because our server is filled with them! Join us and you might just run into your favorite VTuber while mining for diamonds.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret crush on one of the hololive talents. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?
Join now for a chance to attend a virtual graduation ceremony for a hololive talent who just so happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knew block building skills could land you a diploma?
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself!