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Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	194	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	596	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

Astonishing, BlocktopiaCraft, enlightening, eye-opening, fact, Fun, fun fact, hidden facts, Incredible, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MINDBLOWING, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	14

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	18333	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	874	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Votes:	2754	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Dragon Eggs Found:	3471

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Star Shards Collected:	104
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.